I hate you Ricky Gervais! You manage to make me tear up with everything you write! After Life is another perfect example of what you do so well. Thank you.

While the fiancée is going for round 2 of Adriene Mishler this morning, I’m feeling more of a Benji vibe after the first one 😂 #lockdown #yoga

Finally got a #FixYourBike voucher!

Hi CeX Customer Support Do you offer reductions at all? I was looking to get an A grade iPhone 11 Pro Max 64gb Unlocked from you, but it is only £9 more for a brand new one from the iStore. I will be trading in an iPhone X and a brand new iPhone 11. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Please Boris Johnson we simply must reassess the COVID wedding rules.. the wedding industry is collapsing around us and family’s are left heartbroken by having to choose only a few friends and family who have to wear masks, but being in a busy bar with unmasked strangers is fine?

GIVE AWAY PICK-ME-UP 💜 Just been watching the news and instead of dwelling on it, I’m going to make one person’s day a little bit better, with fifteen slices of free cake...! #Lockdown2 #BeKind 💕

So easy.

Someone hacks my Uber Eats account and orders themselves and another address 2 meals worth £85. Report Fraud say it’s not fraud, won’t deal with it. Metropolitan Police say it’s not a crime, won’t deal with it. What the hell is it then?! I literally have the delivery addresses!

I miss the days when 'anti-vax' wasn't used by low level thinkers to describe people who support free choice and oppose medical coercion.

Yep….

When the dates don’t add up, something fishy is going on. ‘Leaked video’ supposedly from the 22nd December 2020 in the new conference room (which was unveiled in March 2021), but the December 23rd conference is in the old room. #BorisJohnson #allegrastratton #LeakedVideo

Feel sorry for anyone arriving at London Gatwick LGW and this being their first impression of England. This place is woeful at best. Doha vs. Gatwick.

Most people right now and she’s not wrong

Ribena @GordonLewis1961 Good grief! The “tastiest sweeteners”!?!?!?! Have you not read the hundreds of tweets from people saying they HATE the taste of fake sweeteners?????

Us: where can we find a little sewing kit? Morrisons employee: we don’t sell them anymore. Try next to the beans. Brilliant! 👍🏼

Trying to work out why I’ve been savagely thirsty all afternoon. Then realised it was because I tried giving the new Ribena a second chance. #neveragain 🤮