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Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. . . It was an ether oar situation

Took me a while... 🤓

Keir Starmer Stepping up? You’ve ghosted every promise you ever made — from Brexit respect to worker loyalty. You’re not stepping up, Keir, you’re stepping on farmers, fishermen, taxpayers, the elderly, and WASPI women. All betrayal, no backbone.

Morning 👋👋 #ThursdayThoughts #thursdayvibes

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt… Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche… No YOU fuck off 😂 #DadJokes #FridayVibes

Social services labelled a 10yr old girl, who was being gang raped by Pakistani Muslims in Rochdale, a "prostitute"! This isn't the first example of the services put in place to protect Britain's children, have been complicit, far from it! Rupert Lowe MP needs to make a party

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Got that? Good… 😂 Fluent Gerald… #GeraldDiddlySquat

Both families involved have asked for privacy please as they come to terms with both these people being Coldplay fans … #ColdplayConcert #Massachusetts #CEOScandal #CEOAndyByron

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Laughing loudly in Hawaii is illegal… apparently, they only allow a low ha …

Ant Middleton

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BREAKING NEWS; A Poll seen by GB News states that IF there was GE today the ENTIRE The Labour Party Cabinet would be wiped out Nit just from office but lose their MP’s Job a GOVT in Power👇 I cannot recall EVER a GOVT in power be so consistently & constantly Hated Despised & NOT WANTED