I have written an SJT question. I think it's only right we learn how to handle these sorts of situations #MedTwitter

if we only keep one thing from this pandemic, i hope it’s priests with water pistols

Wrote to my MP

Do they think we’re not going to notice?

"It was at that point the car engine turned on by itself, and I accidentally drove 250 miles to Durham."

If Dominic Cummings turned up this late to the job centre he’d be sanctioned

I wonder if anyone actually believes that he went for a short drive to see if he could

So basically, this is not even sorry-not-sorry. It's just not-sorry.

How to test the cranial nerves 1 - olfactory - can you smell? 2 - optic nerve - can you drive to Barnard Castle.

Can we all appreciate that #cumgate is what we've decided to call this

Fuck his chats with Johnson. I want one of the journos to challenge him on this notion of exceptionality. This is the key to the whole thing. He thinks it was exceptional circumstances because he, at base, thinks he is exceptional.

The deputy chief medical officer, Jenny Harries, clarified in Saturday's press conference when exceptions to lockdown rules could be made. If there was "an extreme risk to life", she said. *Nothing* in Dominic Cummings' story meets that criterion. Nothing.

.NHS Think my eyesight is blurry. Should I put my family in the car and drive around for a bit to see if it clears up?

Dominic Cummings going for an eye test #CumGate

Kabul is bleeding again 😢😢💔💔 STOP KILLING AFGHAN PLEASE 🙏🙏😢😢🇦🇫🇦🇫

You would 😂😂

🚨 SQUADS CONFIRMED 🚨 The names are in and the squads are locked. See the final confirmed player lists for all 16 #T20WorldCup teams 👇 t20worldcup.com/news/2773147

“P*KIS OUT, P*KIS OUT” - Strolling hand in hand with mum as you do… They’re taught early, these kids are already radicalised! Well done to the lady for calling out this disgusting display of racism…