Turned on my finals revision Zoom teaching to find it populated by a small army of NHS trust chief executives. I sense things in London are going well</s>

When the SJT is eventually scrapped (and probably replaced by an actual random number generator) I shall be telling medical students its main purpose was to ensure new doctors could go 3 hours without peeing or putting on a jumper

"We didn't run the exam very well so you can have another go but no we're not going to run it well this time either"

Thanks Lloyds but you’re at least a decade early

you are tough. you are scary. you are a good boy. but also a scary one. if the situation calls for it

Final years, what’s happening with your exams? are they online and proctored? Are OSCE remote? Wanted to see what other med schools are doing #MedStudentTwitter #MedEd

At Charing Cross ED, we’ve tried to keep some of our QI projects going, despite all the current pressures. Last week was QI Dragons’ Den: won by the Language QIP. One of the various interventions: flag magnets for multilingual staff to put by their name on the shift board 👌🏾 #QI

Remember this. Feels like it was about 20 years ago.

How do you optimise your slides, audio or video when delivering online teaching? There are many learning theories out there, but Mayer’s Multimedia Learning Theory is epic. Read this thread + use his theories to improve learning transfer Non-ideal slide to get started👇 1/17

Seems fitting for my last ever scheduled teaching at medical school to be cancelled half an hour after it was meant to start #medtwitter

😂😂😂

Currently faffing with HMRC with a computer that randomly turns off if you touch it when it’s a bit too warm and I assume this is what Sisyphus would be doing if Greek mythology were modernised

HA HA POLICE DOG I HAVE CROSSED THIS RIVER AND YOU ARE POWERLESS AGAINST oh noes

I wonder if I'm allowed to submit mitigating circumstances with the reason *gestures broadly at everything* attached #medtwitter

And DOG created rivers...

Good luck to our final years who have their last exam today! We’re rooting for you all the way 💪🩺!

Insert obligatory ‘passed finals’ tweet here

If the government was a musical