My goodness, what a lot of white ones… 🤔

This.

Frankly my best purchase of the last decade.

This makes me feel incredibly old. I was a student when this came out. We wept into our shots at the end of the night in the college bar to some of these tunes.

Arya having a bit of a run before a chew and some food whilst Holly is otherwise occupied. #degus

Why are you looking that way?! (Photo PoliticalPics)

Seb resting on my leg 🙂 #degu

🤞 for a crash.

Well @leeandersonmp_, the UK sent 697 delegates to COP 28 under the Conservative Party you were Deputy Chairman of.

Absolutely obsessed with this guy and everything in his life that led him to this moment

None of the vehicles parked in the Morrisons ‘Click & Collect’ bays was doing click and collect. There were plenty of other spaces, and closer to the store too. This was dickheaddery for the sake of it. A curious choice from the chap with his company logo on the side, I thought.

This from a social media platform owned by someone who just campaigned for a rapist to be president of the USA. Strange time to start worrying about hate speech.

Question for those who know: what / which real curry is “chip shop curry sauce” closest to?

Dear Heinz UK & Ireland, I’d like to pitch you an idea. #Dinosauce. Sauces you already make but in dinosaur shaped bottles for children. Maybe sugar free so their parents buy into it. I feel like this will be more successful than green ketchup ever was. Warmest wishes, Mrs Survival X

Cats.

No surprise there 🤣🤣🤣

Lines of cocaine and a lot of ozempic?

No.

It’s the bugs that I’m worried about.

So our already overcrowded and poorly funded state schools will have 37,000 new students? The Labour Party played a blinder there, didn’t they. Well done, haters, you’ve really improved the lives of children.