Never been harder in my entire life #stdindisdih

Get you a girl that looks at you like this bird looks at John “Big Hog” Crangle, CPA

Lake day with Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA #Lockmein

Can they make a quick add option on Snapchat where none of them are chopped? Would be huge! #chuzz Wayne Kerr Jasper Hawthorne Stew Pidasso Michael “Big Mike” Wilcox, DBA Trent Skivington

Fellas… is a body suit catfish worse than a makeup catfish? Big debate in the gc, need some fresh takes! #salad #115isthewave Jasper Hawthorne Wayne Kerr Dane “The Juice” Jones Chuck “Mother Chucker” Daniels Carl Loggerfield

Thinking of you Jorge “George” Estrada the 3rd

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree! Rod Sr. said with a straight face last night Sydney Sweeney is fat… if he weren’t so old I’d tell him to hop on the BV! #ballknower #lowbmi #caloriedeficit

They got the wrong guy!

All fat bitches do is post cleavage and do a lil pout on they selfies

What are some good games going on tonight? My cru stream got canceled and I didn’t put my tv on the porch for nothing #badbeat Jasper Hawthorne Wayne Kerr Curtis “Wise Guy” Branson Trent Skivington Chuck “Mother Chucker” Daniels

Who has it better than me right now?

Heater check Wayne Kerr John “Big Hog” Crangle, CPA Michael “Big Mike” Wilcox, DBA Carl Loggerfield

Why do all the fat women feel the need to wear high rise everything? Dead giveaway every time! It’s so easy to just not eat like a cow #shrink

Man when Ryland Anders isn’t pitching against other pitchers he’s pretty good! #cruworldseriesLVP

Welcome to the freakin’ show! Happy marg day to those while celebrate! Lord knows I earned it (23 hours of blue collar work)! Wayne Kerr Jasper Hawthorne Chuck “Mother Chucker” Daniels Curtis “Wise Guy” Branson

Just waited for a stop sign to turn green. Gonna be one of THOSE days (and my roller dogs were behind the cook line)! #washed #bluecollar