As long as the bars are open

Nasdq down 2.39% today, is it the Jews Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA?

Bartender at the Cheesecake Factory cut me off because I was too “drunk”. Won’t be going back to the Factory off 5th and Main in Intercourse PA👎🏻

College fund, depleted. Looking for a win. #wheretheeasybitchesat Choctaw Casinos & Resorts thanks for comping my stay🤝

Are you shitting me? I’m tired of this #nomorecollegesavings

Gonna need a welfare check in room 356 at the Durant Choctaw casino. Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD was gettin AFTER it last night on those slots #scrapethatthing

Doc says my liver is “unhealthy” and I need to slow down. Anyone have any doctor recommendations in the Intercourse PA area for a second opinion?

Girlfriend tryouts tm. Bring a paystub & wear your best tights. SHOW THAT KNUCKLE #busitdownonthow

Get you a girl that looks at you like this bird looks at John “Big Hog” Crangle, CPA