Not all soldiers make it home… THIS is why we don’t burn the flag🇺🇸

Can’t let a mf slime you on the shitter! #elvispresley

Fuck my chungus life #blackcocknolube

How online blackjack tables look at me when my wife’s life insurance finally pays me out. #المغرب_جزرالقمر #stupidasswife

"Jesus, I see what you've done for others and I want that for me"

Peel of the day! What do you guys think?? Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA #Peeloftheday

A classic, this gets me every time I see it.

“On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine”

Peel of the day incoming.. stay posted #kirkenuinely

Peel of the day Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA #peeloftheday

Can attest great stories were made! #buckfitches

Wife in labor, needed a beer! Peel of day incoming #peeloftheday

#peeloftheday 😼

Guy hit a female cops and get knocks out and beaten by her male colleagues

Average interview at SouthEastern Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA

"Charlie Warned Us About Islam" Pastor martinsedra If America does not wake up, it will be Islamised like the UK! - The mayor of Dearborn Michigan is a Muslim. - The mayor of New York City is a Muslim. - The mayor candidate of Minneapolis is a Muslim. - The mayor of St Louis Park

They got the wrong guy!

Me visiting Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA after his wife finds out about his 18 year old broads 😂 #WANGHAF

Me and Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA do not concern ourselves with anything post 2005.