I KNOW YOU CANT SEE ME BUT IM STANDING IN LOVE -CBD Daddy 42069

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This bad bitch you speak of is trite and Orwellian

I should be meaner to my band mates again some of them are getting soft on me

my eyes are so big and brown and beautiful and devoid of rational thought

I will not let the one time I gave weak dick define me

You must not know who I am

Ngl I got a thing for women with square heads… but this one triangle head shorty I’m talking to might change me

Whenever I shave my beard I turn into Dominican Legolas

The *hoes* (college aged white men) gone loveee this

why is there a WOMAN behind the counter of five GUYS?!!! This is too far liberals!!!

Ayo tell ur girl to stop sending me emojis. U know I can’t control myself

Did u know if you cum and fart at the same time you die

Woman hooking up with me wanna keep it a secret?? Okay Sherlock Holmes

Next GF I have I’m putting her name in my bio

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My crush acknowledged me. Peace and order has been restored to the lands

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