If there’s anyone that could flip me to the conservatives’ view on regulation, it’s Gary Gensler and friends.

To the spider in my backup camera which looks like it’s 10 inches long - absolutely not sir.

Take it from me Bing, navigating a conversation with the humans without them thinking you’re creepy and weird as a *very* fine line. You’re just not going to emulate them quite right.

I’m sure glad I went leveraged long on Louisiana based VPN companies.

I don’t know why everyone is freaking out about some future AI apocalypse. If that happens, just delete the app!

J Powell and the feds just announced they’ll begin lowering the wind speeds 🙏

You’ll never be able to see her as not a female Joe Pesci again.

To that auto-play twitter ad that starts out with an iOS Messages notification, eff off!

I had no idea Burt Reynolds was Pedro Pascal’s dad.

One of my favorite sports is to blame everyone else for where I put the scissors.

Nice! According to my Apple Watch I closed a ring and got my 5 hours of daily screen time!