River Oaks Problems
@riveroaksprblms
A taste of the sweet life on the third coast. Not officially affiliated with *anything* Oaks, so lighten up it’s (still) Twitter.
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Houston Chronicle
@houstonchron
Documenting life in #Houston, Texas and beyond.
Scott Braddock
@scottbraddock
Editor at @QuorumReport and the "best sourced journalist at the Capitol," per Texas Monthly. Host of the Texas Take podcast, the #1 politics show around.
AlisonWants 🌀
@alisonwants
Coastal Engineer. Proud member of SPAMIT = Stupid People at MIT. You’re really joking at a time like this? Making a literal difference, metaphorically.
Kristin Pearson
@kpearson
Attorney. PoliSci. Fan of Switzerland; facts; all things natsec; sports; checks and balances; cookies. Hook ‘Em.
Cactus Music🌵🎶
@cactus_music
Join The Email! ( eepurl.com/MpQsn ) "Houston's historic record shop" with over 49 years of experience keeping the music alive one album at a time.
Matt Lanza 🤌🏼
@mattlanza
Meteorologist: Words and forecasts @TheEyewallWx and @SpaceCityWx in #Houston. Views expressed are mine and mine alone.
J. D. Nelson
@madverse
poet • author: 𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 • poetry micropoetry poem lit Dada Surrealism experimental haiku eco nature wildlife • Christus Super Omnia +
Evan
@evan7257
Houstonian. Pulitzer finalist. Constant gardener. "Bastion of the area.” I no longer love our technodystopian future. Build the Ike Dike.
Alison Cook
@alisoncook
Lapsed restaurant critic. Newsletter writer on Ghost. Part-time misanthrope. Rabid Houstonian.
Stephanie S Fischer
@goldfisch5
Former Prosecutor, Fashionista, and Political Junkie...not necessarily in that order
Financial Times
@ft
Big stories and breaking news as they are published on FT.com. Register here to access free articles: ft.com/register?segme…
Bob Woodruff Foundation
@bwforg
We ensure that our nation’s veterans, service members and their families — those who stood for us — have stable and successful futures.
Jason Smith
@uhjsmith
UH System Vice Chancellor of Governmental Relations, @UHouston Grad, Arsenal Fan, consumer of🍷 🍾, triplet dad
Sean Pendergast
@seantpendergast
Former captain of industry, current Sopranos historian, 10th ranked KOLACHE eater in the world, "Payne & Pendergast" on SportsRadio 610 weekdays 6-10am CST
Houston Heights
@houstonheights
Current events, news, and information for Houston's historic Heights neighborhood. #HouHeights
Jeannine-High Priestess of The Resistance💙
@artemisbsg
Resister/Cancer Survivor-Anti-Trump. Dark Dem 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🏳️⚧️ 🇨🇦Blocked by Rudy Giuliani and Moms 4 Liberty! FAFO “With fear for our democracy, I dissent”
Katherine Howe
@katherinebhowe
NYT bestselling historian and novelist. Texpat. Girafflet mama. Sailor. PENGUIN BOOK OF PIRATES & ASTOR out. A TRUE ACCOUNT pb 11/19 (she/her)
Chuck D
@mrchuckd
RapARTivist RapCentralStation.net Internetworks
Greater Houston Partnership
@ghpartnership
The Partnership's mission is to make the Houston region the best place to live, work and build a business.
The Pigeon
@the_pigeon
It's me, The Pigeon. The most famous bird on here...now. No DMs, please. Unless you know of a bus I could drive. Mo is online as (@)OfficiallyOfficialMo on IG!
Houston Astros
@astros
Houston 🤘
seriously?!? 🇺🇸🦅🌊
@krislytle
Retired teacher, public education supporter, Democrat with both kids and dogs, proud mom of strong young women. Astros every day. GenX so don't come for me.
Richard Blade
@richardblade
Author World In My Eyes SPQR, Imposters, Slapton Sands, Rocking Sirius XM 1st Wave everyday. Fan of animals, DMode, The Beatles. Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳
@chefjoseandres
We all are Citizens of the World. What's good for you, must be good for all. If you are lost, share a plate of food with a stranger...you will find who you are.
Mike Metzler
@mtzler
Houston based | Worked in social for too long I love Sports Cards, Corgis, etc. Currently: Content and Community at @onmantel | Writing @yahoosports link in bio
J.D. Banker
@dadinvest
I like stocks, leverage, nicotine, open borders, hotels, and Coca-Cola. I work in wealth management/family office services. Personal thoughts, not advice.
Houston Police
@houstonpolice
This is the official X account for the Houston Police Department. For emergencies dial 911. Non-emergency 713-884-3131. This account is NOT monitored 24/7
Mike Meltser
@mikemeltser
Sports Radio Host @MadDogRadio丨Attorney丨Syracuse alum丨JD from @UHLAW
Scott Uhl
@scottuhltx
Proud Centrist & Globalist,Pro-Business, Pro-Free Trade, Pro-Energy (Wind-Solar-Nuclear-US Shale) Pro-Civil Rights, R&R 🎸Pro Rule-of-Law & Pro-Public Education
Houstorian
@houstorian
Houston's loudest preservation group. Telling the story of Houston.
Coach Matt
@extra_bases
Home Builder | ⚾️ Coach | Varsity 🥎 Coach @LSASoftball | @TLUathletics ⚾️ Dad X 2
Archbishop Deshaies
@houcounterplot
Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
derek guy
@dieworkwear
Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Traces of Texas
@tracesoftexas
Purveyor of Texas history and culture. Cowboy boots junkie. I drive a horse. My other dog is a chicken. Organic, free-range Texas content. Mule spoken here.
Vanessa Richardson
@sportsvanessa
Houston Rockets sideline reporter | Fill-in Astros host & reporter | Indiana native | IG: @SportsVanessa
sam
@sammy_stephenz
stros & urban planning
Clint Barnette
@clintbarnette
#EFT’s Geo. Asset evaluation, rocks & trying to be #accretive. Aggie. Dallas Sports. 6th gen Texan. Director of Geology @ Indigo Energy Advisors. Views = mine.
John Self
@john_self1
Evaluating settlers and colonialists -- maybe even oppressors -- on a case-by-case basis
Shea Jordan Smith
@shea_jordan
Political loudspeaker | Progressive pundit | Previously @EmpowerProjUS @gmmb @JacksonLeeTX18 @GreenDistrictK + more | Public thoughts, personal opinions
genetically modified human bean
@nukelovick
nerd. music. attorney. beat cancer thrice. texas forever. luck feukemia. ocasional labrador stan account.
Barry W
@bhwizzy
Live your life under the radar. Love stocks and real estate and in for the long game. Not making any more land, so find the hidden gem in the A location. MUFC
soundStory 🎧
@soundstoryuk
51% Human 49% Record Player
William Dalrymple
@dalrymplewill
Scottish historian & art historian; @EmpirePodUK podcaster & Jaipur Lit Fest co-director. Visiting Fellow at All Souls, Oxford. Writes the occasional book.
HTXLocalKid🇺🇸🏳️🌈🌈❤️💙
@htxlocalkid
Political science nerd. Author of major work. Pro Labor Unions. Walked a picket line. On talking circuit. Did I mention golf? 🇺🇸🏳️🌈💙 🌈🐕
🏈 Pigskin Petey 🏈
@pigskinpetey
🏈Podcast Host🎙️| ‘cuse🍊| Dog Dad 🐶| #woodwork 🪵| #beach 🏖 🏐| Views not always yours 🤷♂️
Citizen X
@patbryantx2
Progressive Democrat Former candidate for Congress / AntiNazi activist/ I edit generative AI text #immigration #healthcare #jobs #democrats #texas
Reece Rondon
@reece_rondon
Sinner, UH fan, former judge, lawyer, father, husband, Christian.
The Valley Report
@thevalleyreport
The truth is out there, but this is more amusing.
Jeff Davies, the Energy OG
@energycredit1
EnerWrap. Click here to get daily energy data-driven insights delivered to you inbox for FREE! 👇
Eric Berger
@spacecitywx
Hype-free forecast and weather information for the greater Houston area. Powered by Reliant.
emily dear
@emilymadelyn_
utsa softball has been
Jeremiah Fracson
@jfracson
Just where is it I could find oil, gas, and other minerals worth cash money when skinned? Don’t mind the spelling my mind works sorta differently
Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜
@carterspeanuts
I was the subject of a special counsel investigation in 1979 but this is fine.
Chevron Executive (Parody)
@chevexec
Chevron executive parody account. Making my volumes the safe, clean, and responsible way. Reppin mid-con, we got it goin on, yeah we number 1.
almasuono.bsky.social
@almasuono
iHeartRadio artist. Part time Waffle House grill master. Former Kamala Harris Democrat. Independent and politically homeless.
Lou Pai, CEO, Enron Energy Services (parody)
@energypeddler
Proud supporter of North American fossil energy. Energy, Stocks, Macro #EFT
Chuck Yates (He / His / Him)
@nimblephatty
subscribe to the podcast: digitalwildcatters.com/chuck-yates-ne… I’ve been on TMZ SIX times!
Entrepreneur on a journey
@smb_path
artist formerly known as a pile of 💩 on a model X
Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy
Roy ne suis, ne prince ne duc, ne comte aussy; je suis sire de Coucy. Investigative Journalist. Lord of Coucy.
gregs dad
@dadgregs
Father to an estranged son. Shitposting is kinda my thing #EFT #Crypto #Stocks #Astros
Paul Castro
@paulcastrotx
Founder: Parents for Public Safety. Educator. Father of 3. Non-Partisan. What’s Your Point Commentator. Views expressed are mine and hard-earned. #RAKDavid 🇺🇸
Energy Gossip Girl
@energy_gossip
And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. XOXO, Energy Gossip Girl
Sarah Davis
@notsarahdavis
Obviously I love @RobertSmith. Also, a former member of the Texas House of Representatives…Go Red Carpet!
Earnings Deck
@thispptisonfire
The phoenix rising from the @earningspptdeck ashes. Always ready to dunk on the dorks. #EFT
Roger Ledbetter
@rledbettercpa
Taxes, Firm Management, Dad-life | Highlights tab for greatest hits | Today in Tax Court Podcast | Tax and Accounting emails in 🔗👇
Capt. Andrew Luck
@captandrewluck
Soldier. Cardinal tactician. Colt. Simple man. (Parody account.)
Kenny Lay (Parody)
@enronchairman
Trading Floor Jokester • Memes • GIF King
Not a Bull
@mediummal
Business, Finance & History
Cari Marshall
@carimarshalltx
Save Texas from the GOP 🌊 GenX YIMBY 🏡 Board member @ForkliftDance 💃🏼#AbortionisHealthCare