Her: You better not buy any of that fake stupid internet money today you dumbass. Me:

Me after telling her I wont be transferring money to Crypto.com when I get paid.

They said party with the Latinas it will be fun.

Do I look like this guy? Be honest

Best two flags in the world.

Me thinking of dat one nasty shot I took with no chase.

Let’s get it. #astros

Me laid up with the same chick I swore to everyone that I was done f@king with.

Let’s go boys! Ready for another postseason run #astros #Relentless

Me at the beginning of my relationships versus me at the end.

Good Morning To All!

Me looking at my $doge going up.

I like cream pies!

Follow me for more life hacks.

How I look after taking my ex back after she cheated on me with my neighbor.

Just boarded my departure from Vegas and a nice old lady asked me if I would switch my seat with her. Im regretting this kind gesture! I now have two yappers in back of me and I’m running on 2 hours of sleep 🤦‍♂️.

Me at 5 AM drinking with people I never seen in my life.

Wendy’s will not be happy about this John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook)!

My mom helping me look for my Crypto seed phrase password.

When I tell my friends I’m into “Krypto”