Literally have prosecutors who cannot indict a ham sandwich.

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

mitch mcconnell

A House of Dynamite on Netflix is like Dr. Strangelove if it wasn’t funny and potus tawnbout resuming nuclear testing makes it feel especially relevant.

It’s v cool and a well designed system when the Walgreens app and website says “action needed…please call the pharmacy” so you get to battle multiple automated menus only to get put on hold for 20+ minutes and then have your call dropped so you get to do it all over again!

lol

I am the CEO of a nonprofit. We're saving humanity from AI. By building AI. Let me unpack that. Actually, let's not. In 2015, we started as a nonprofit. A real one. Tax-exempt. Mission-driven. Mission-driven means underpaid. But for a cause. "Ensure AI benefits all of

Letterboxd is brilliant because what over-educated under-fulfilled people actually want is imaginary homework to do

Tfw you’re in season 5 of mad men and your wife’s a little wine drunk and starts singing WOAHHH FAT BETTY WHAMBALAM

Hilarious that AG Bondi will spit venom about questioning from “not even a lawyer” when the sitting chairman of the House Judiciary Committee is not and never has been a lawyer.

Liza Minnelli has outlived Kristi Noem's time as Secretary of Homeland Security. The plastic surgery addict enjoyed dressing up for photos while arresting minorities.

The “Everyone is 12 now” theory truly is foundational for our times.

It’s so sick all the weird right wing kids converted to Catholicism to LARP and now they have argue with the pope

if the artemis astronauts don't throw out the first pitch at an astros game this season what are we even doing

Huh? You bailed in the middle of trial after cutting a sweetheart deal with Live Nation, tried to pressure the rest of us to accept it, but we pressed on and won the trial without you. Congrats to consumers, not to you.

A little short I made about Norm.

In other words, SimCity would’ve looked a bit like Houston or some other violently unwalkable city