okay so let’s talk about all american. Simón says she’s prego and then spencer gets shot, has surgery, goes all the way through physical therapy AND SIMÓN STILL AIN’T GOT A BUMP. i’m confused

I WISH I WAS HAPPY WITH MY BODY BUT I HATE IT

It’s that time of year... if you’re a boy and have a boat hmu I have friends and snacks

i hate being the friend that’s good at pictures because i’m never in any of them and all the pictures of me have terrible angles

i hate to say it but people that use twitter are on a whole other level of intelligence

having a phobia of hearing people chew is a real thing and you can not tell me differently. makes me absolutely die.

you’re not from plant city if you’ve never looked for a gator in the carrabba’s pond after dinner

people that never go on their phone>>

if his number starts with (863) he a hoe

mfs be like “i love sushi” and get the california roll😂

crying over your body is a different type of hurt

Anyone who’s had the My Fitness Pal app downloaded for a period longer than 2 weeks should be eligible for free legal counsel and monetary compensation for emotional damage.