A Sagittarius' presence is always felt, but our absence hits harder.

she’s a 10 but she eats her first meal at 2 pm

Yelling out “what he say” before the song start makes the song better idk why

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i loveeee pretty privilege

only way💯💯💯💯

y’all alcoholics built different why are you drinking the night before your 7 am shift LMAO

I‘ll post a sad status & be right in the bed rubbing my feet together laughing at tik toks😭😭😭 y’all gotta stay out my damn business man

working at a restaurant when u a bad bitch is littlerly easy ass money

High maintenance but I’m the one maintaining it 🫶🏽

all the hot bitches look like their dads

Some females just naturally solid , U can’t install that shit

Better ingredients. Better pizza. BETTER BITCHES. BETTER MONEY. MY CLOTHES BETTER. MY SHOES BETTER. I WORK HARDER.

My lick back is me being me

Sagittarius' be in their own little world chile, it ain't never about you.

When I say “girl” i promise I’m not tryna disrespect your pronouns….I just speak Sissynese

ain nun a blunt can’t fix

my parking tickets sitting there waiting like 😀😀😀