OJ Simpson does the same day Nara Smith’s child is born…. Reincarnation is real 🙏

The only positive thing I’ve ever done on my phone is create a shortcut so I can text people ‘¯\_(ツ)_/¯’ at my leisure

Yeah I grew up in a queer household (my dad was the one with the eating disorder instead of my mom)

The amount of things that have to go wrong to become the type of black person who wears colored contacts and lies about it

I love the way this woman treats being rich/privileged and marrying someone who is even more rich/privileged than you as a “life hack” akin to meal prepping
thecut.com/article/age-ga…

How it feels to be the masc friend waiting for the girlies to finish getting ready

I love looking so gay and talking about my boyfriend on stage ❤️

Me turning 25

The day has come….. and we will rejoice

Life in all of its complexities is so devastating and unbearable and amazing fr 😔

I love have breakfast with my parents (sitting across from my mom while she reads me the most horrifying news headlines for 45 minutes straight moments after I wake up.)

Modern life is so difficult that I often feel like I have to adopt a rise and grind mindset in order to simply like…. book a tele health appointment

About 95% of writing is actually just pacing around your room and getting distracted by your reflection in the mirror

Renee Rap doesn’t work for me because I’m not a gay teen and that’s just what it’s gonna come down to

A regular at my job just tipped us 25 cents and earnestly said “that’s all you”…..