doctor: do you smoke or drink me: yes doctor: ok me: are u mad at me

you’re telling me mike was hard when he made this lemonade?

a sweet girl like me was never meant to be crazy but unfortunately i am

just raw dogged a 6 minute drive to the grocery store. No Twitter, no youtube shorts no texting. locked in on the road the whole time. built different.

you’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house

I hate when I run out of stupid things like aluminum foil. That was supposed to last forever

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes . they were jealous of me

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

is everybody in a meeting right now talking about how ugly i am

My lesbian aunt just posted this lmao

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lana del rey posted a story showing whats in her bag😭😭😭

am i tripping or can yous see harry styles on my wall

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