“I think we landed” is the most midwestern response ever after a near death experience

There are 3 kinds of pastors: --extrovert salesman --monkish introverts --stuck in some weird place in the middle resulting in social awkwardness and confusion

It's selfish of me to want problems to end just because I'm tired of them. That desire springs from selfishness - my comfort, my desires - rather than a desire to glorify God. Phil. 1.21, "For to me to live is Christ,and to die is gain."

Best advice I ever got? Be yourself. That way nobody is ever confused about why they don't like you.

I wish I could be poor for just one day. That's much better than being poor every day.

UFO does not equal extra-terrestrial.

I misplaced my thesaurus, and I feel terrible. Just terrible. Really, really terrible.

Midwest Test: 1. Refer to big storms as “entertainment” 2. temperature means nothing until you know humidity or wind chill 3. enjoy kicking ice chunks off your wheel well 4. Put plate upside down in the trash so you don’t seem impolite 5. Measure distance in time not miles

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Those self checkouts sure speed things up...or they might if they were ever open. Dollar General

We're $33 trillion in debt and the government is probably going to shut down Sunday, but hey - the Senate has a dress code again, so there's that

What are you hanging on to that is worth more to you than being right with God?

What to do when your kids aren’t walking with Jesus: 1. Pray without ceasing. 2. Remember that God loves them even more than you do. 3. Don’t compromise your faith, but also don’t argue about it. 4. Don’t burn a bridge, so they have a path back. 5. Point to Jesus when possible.

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My sin and weak faith are bigger threats/problems to God's plan in my life than any external situation is. See Abraham and Sarah in Genesis 20.

Go thou and do likewise

Some trust in chariots, and some in horses; But we will remember the name of the Lord our God. Psalm 20.7

I do not understand why the Republican leadership is opposed to allowing members who are new parents to vote by proxy.

Want your worship experience to be different at church this weekend? -Pray on the way -Worship during the drive -Take a Bible with you -Don't run late -Sing like you mean it -Take notes -Talk to people -Expect God to move -Go live out the sermon