It's hard to imagine life is a duck or a goose or some other bird like that. Think about always walking around with your arms behind your back. It seems weird to us, but they never have to figure out where to put their arms when they're feeling awkward.

This song has Big God energy instagram.com/zoetic_music/r…

I'm a unique individual. Just like all the other people I copy.

Nature has many amazing ways of signaling "Do not approach"

I wanted to install a new sink but there wasn't any pipe going to that area. Instead, I hooked up a humidifier where I have water and put a dehumidifier where I want the sink. I call it Wa-Fi

I've had John Cage's 4'33" stuck in my head all day.

Great, thanks. Now I do too.

I'm not passive aggressive. Just the opposite. I'm active apathetic.

Imagine you have $86,400 Someone comes along and just takes $10 away from you You think it might have been wasted But then you give them $10 more to see if the first ten was really wasted Each dollar is like a second of your day And you aren't getting anything back from me

The three hardest things to say: 3.⁠I need help 2.⁠I’m sorry 1.⁠Worcestershire

If I see a picture of food, It's like my brain enables me to smell it. It makes scents if you think about it

This is how I'd feel all the time. Good thing He is not like me.

Chet Churchpain I met a guy named John Johnson. His son is named John John. So, the kid is John John son of John Johnson. But then I find out that the dad is really John Johnson III, so he should really be John John John John Johnson. People would think he has a stutter when they first meet.

I've been leaving some really harsh reviews of people who have their Christmas light displays listen on Google maps. None of them are nearly as impressive as their pictures from December