Post gig journey home #Blur style. #BlurWembley #blurtour blur

Thanks Bassem. I would love to sit with you in person for round 2. You have a powerful and important voice in this crisis.

I'm a chef at a popular gastro pup. 80% of the time our burgers are just Tesco finest. Made a fortune in Club Card points

I'm a pilot but I still have to say "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" to work out which way round East and West are

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer man……

I'm assuming so many people are selling their #peterkay tickets for the O2 arena performance tonight because of the Blackwall tunnel closure???

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"Ultimately" The most overused word in this programme. Every week. Without fail.#TheApprentice

Emma Never says anything. Never does anything. Never contributes anything. #TheApprentice

Please stop saying "Guys"#TheApprentice

The perfect bum shot? #raceacrosstheworld

Anyone know who Ozzy Oswald is? #OzzyOsbourne

When Trump dies of congestive heart failure next year, every single detail of his horrific life will explode out of every news outlet like a boiling geyser of toxic sewage and the careers of anyone who spent even a second with him will be tarnished forever. So that's something.

After the #Oasis25 debacle, I really expected better from #radiohead and #axs What an absolute shit show. Do you actually care about your real fans anymore? When is something going to be done about re-sellers? Bring back venue queues and paper tickets.

OK Computer says no. #Radiohead

Anyone else having issues with Channel 4 #channel4 Want to watch the #Trump programme

This video gets funnier and funnier every time I share it. 😂😂

Andre winning it in stoppage time! 😍