17,000lb meteor?

Grok Lepzza Clay Travis This is the only type of content keeping me on twitter.

daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.

Smokey trying to make $100 look like $200 in front of Big Worm.

OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIGHT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL

I hit that dude the hardest I hit anyone during my 14 yrs. My brother and he jumped right up!!!! Tough as they come.

songs used to have werewolves with chinese menus in their hands

Me playing Super Mario Bros at age 10 when I lose all my lives on the Hammer Bros section of World 8-3

Please Trump, unblock the strait of Hormel, I need that god damn chili

*Guy working on electrical pole outside Satriale's* Tony: Ohhh, Thomas Edison over here Paulie: Yeah, Nikola Tesla Christopher *trying to Google the name of a third electricity guy* : Uhhh, yeah, he's like... Andre-Marie Ampere. He was French I guess

if you don't deal with it when they are little then the rascalism only grows with the man, Proverbs 7

They're conveniently leaving out all the times he attached a penis to a raccoon

It is too late, I have already portrayed you as an ordinary exception, and myself as the Extraordinary Circumstance

Earthworm Jim villain

jakob poeltl when they called u a cheeseburger I fought for u. they called u overpaid and overrated. I told them fuck off. how could u do this to your biggest fan

Nah this is objectively insane man I’m sorry.