One reason for spiralling asylum numbers is we’re no longer part of the EU asylum scheme. People come to UK knowing they won’t be relocated back to the first EU country they entered. No-one will mention this, or push the need for closer involvement in the Euro-wide scheme.

Like my dad, the King’s dad, the Prime Minister’s dad, the England football captain’s dad and Churchill’s mum.

Seems Brexit really steamed in and solved that old immigration problem, then. Just like they all said it would. ‘Coz Britain can do things its own way which is, like, better ‘n stuff. Yep, good not to have any immigration issues any more. Thanks to, yeah, Brexit. #UtterCarnage

Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama points finger at the UK government and its “failed policies on borders and on crime.” Failures with ‘Borders’ can be blamed on Suella Braverman - but failings with ‘Crime’ are the responsibility of our Home Secretary, whose name escapes me.

Is it me, or is there always a ‘manufactured’ brand-based controversy whipped up just in the run-up to Christmas, almost always involving much loved confectionery or snacks? Call me a cynic, but… 🤔

So the Brexit Bonus is not 8 percent growth but a 4 percent drop in GDP and a two year recession!! How did the Tories and Their one Brexit Economist, Minford get it so horribly wrong?????

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Sunak & Hunt scrambling to fill a £40bn black hole in treasury… So remember: £9bn wasted on unusable PPE £2.6bn on items not suitable for NHS £37bn on Test & Trace that made “no measurable difference" £42bn on Brexit divorce bill £32bn on lost taxes due to Brexit trade hit

Nothing like a manufactured migrant crisis to detract from the fact you won’t be able to afford your home anymore… theguardian.com/business/2022/…

The Home Secretary arriving by military helicopter in war-torn <checks notes> Kent. 67 miles from London. Takes 1h11m to get there by train, at a cost of £11.30.

By-election right now. Right fucking now. How dare this guy- this fucking guy- take time away from his job as an MP for this.

Home Office refusing to provide any comment on why Suella Braverman appears to have used a Chinook helicopter to travel 20 miles between Dover and Manston this afternoon. It's a 30-minute journey by car.

Twelve. Tory. Years.

Invasion demands military helicopters. Military helicopters ‘suggest’ invasion. Oh it’s all so mischievous and so clever, this PR game!

“Maybe if I arrive in a £30million military helicopter, they might not notice today’s huge interest rate hike, or today’s authoritative prediction of a record breaking recession. Plus, big military stuff screams ‘INVASION’ - so it’s a win-win! Can we get hold of a Chinook?”

A general election please

“Imagine all the people, Living without tweets, You may say I’m a dreamer…”

Fortunately, what’s happening today at Twitter is not just shameful - it’s also illegal.

I don’t think I like it here anymore. I’m not comfortable with the unwanted stink of Musk. #TwitterLayoffs