The Onion

@theonion

America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary.

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Cliff Schecter

@cliffschecter

Ad Writer, Biden '20; Bestselling Author RARELY HERE Top 10 Substack; 600K+ subscribers! Broke their livestream record. SUBSCRIBE THERE! blueamp.co

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Sarah

@trit0ps

If I block you, it’s because your insults give me second hand embarrassment. Work on that. 📸 insta- thatbarbersarah. Spicy link : 🔗 🌶️ 👇🏼

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Sex Panther

@raincoatworms

Sixty percent of the time I work all the time.

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Wayne

@toaster_pastry

Cardiologist. Cardiac electrophysiologist. Fountain pen enthusiast. Former body man at Buddy's Texaco.

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Rep. Jack Kimble

@repjackkimble

Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon amzn.to/3aDgUmi.

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NemeToad

@nemetoad

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Screaming Pectoriloquy (𝕖𝕩𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕕)

@caulimovirus

PGY-Thrive!!!!! • My dog is possessed by a demon • Kidney enthusiast • Case report liker at @caduceuswildpod • Discord: caulimovirus • [email protected]

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Karri of the WOTCon hypee squad

@hathor46

Wheel of Time fangirl nerd since late 90’s. Author of #Wheeloftimewithkids loves food, history and Kung Fu. FTR CR: TOM CH#55 %WOTCon2025

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thatERguy

@thaterguy

🇺🇦 Ukrainian 🌱Amateur designer 👨‍🎨Anjunadeep🌎graveyard ER shift👤doctor🏥Trekkie🖖Libertarian 🛸Astronomer✨Gotham City 🌃 INFP

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Diabetic Fury

@diabeticfury

artist, comedic voice actress, writer, performer, JD, #Type1 #diabetes advocate since 1984; HEALTHCARE is a HUMAN RIGHT. 🍉tiktok.com/@marthaprevite

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter

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Lea Thompson

@leakthompson

Thanks 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈Actress #BackToTheFuture etc. Director #theYearOfSpectacularMen etc. Proud mom of Maddie and Zoey Deutch Cahttp://cameo.com/leathompsoniSUL

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Seth Trueger

@mdaware

now at bsky.app/profile/mdawar…

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Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦

@kellyscaletta

I block stupid people. ,la YouTube: youtube.com/@KellyScaletta

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gaslawsandpropofol(she/her)🖖🏻

@sassistheword

tweets are not serious nor medical advice unless they are, figure it out. inappropriate humor is a coping mechanism. nazi punks fuck off.

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Hagma Goldmark

@nursing_heretic

Irreverent. or irrelevant. unpopular views. just an old NP with a lifetime of high acuity healthcare work. Radical moderate. probably neuro divergent. 🤠😎

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Cat Adams, PhD

@scienceismetal

Fungi, communication, & IDEA Post-doc at UC Berkeley/LBNL Co-founder of @Calicoculture (she/her)

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Amanda

@amndctcher

32 ♏️✨ traveling nurse from Ohio. 🏥 cat mom.🐱 Go Browns, Go Cavs, Go Guards 🏈🏀⚾️♥️

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Queen Beast 🐝🔥🔥🔥

@my_hive_away

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TJ Larson

@tjlarson1

Award-Winning Writer | Journalist | Author | Political Commentator | Occasional Rabble Rouser | Veteran | Voice of Reason | Champion of Facts Over Spin

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Ken Milne MD

@thesgem

Remember to be skeptical of anything you learn, even if you heard it on the Skeptics’ Guide to EM. (he/him)

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She-Rage, Princess of Pain

@clairemax

Louder than God’s revolver & twice as shiny. Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro. she/her 💖💜💙 banner: @yinyengart

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Empress 🖤

@drrdemon

Views and opinions are my own and do not represent my institution. nothing I say is medical advice. she/her.

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Mike Abernethy 🇺🇸

@fltdoc1

* Medicus ex Machina * Professor of Emergency Medicine: PGY-XXXVII * Justified & Ancient * Grandfather of Dragons * HEMS Physician * US Army Aviation Vet *

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Dr Aidan Baron

@aidan_baron

Paramedic | Researcher | Doctor | POCUS Educator | Digital Medical Ethics | LGBTQIA+ health🏳️‍⚧️ | Patient Advocacy | He/Him | @ThePoCUSCourse | Views my Own

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Blonde Emergency MD 🇵🇸

@blondemedsjw

EM Physician, Toxicology Fellow. Intersectional feminist, self proclaimed "SJW." She/her pronouns. Opinions are my own. #medtwitter

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Dr Ellie Murray, ScD

@epiellie

Epidemiologist and science communicator | cohost @casualinfer podcast | Newsletter: E is for Epi at epiellie.substack.com

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Sabie⁷ 🇵🇸

@goldensabie

BTS ... what else? ... occasionally NFSW 🔞 age over 25.

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Eka Bakie

@ekabakie

She/Her. Catfish. Atheist. Queen of gif. Not nice. Certified dreamboat. 🌶️ sites in ⛓️🌳

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Pedantic Prince

@wholesomewhomie

Lover of big questions, unexpected answers, and the beauty of what grounds us.

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Stephanie Flynn

@stephaniemflynn

Firefighter, Comedian, Writer, Primary Immune Deficiency Badass. she/her opinions are mine only.

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@delriosteve

18+ | NSFW | Porn Promoter I 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 work for 🆓!!! 🤗

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Rand Muadib al'Thor 📽🐉 / CR: The Fires of Heaven

@randmuadib

Rand stan, protector 🫂🥺, Josha Stradowski Supporter, #dune, The Wheel of Time, #thewheeloftime, #twitteroftime #randalthor, #WoTFirstTimer #Randternity

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Kamala HQ

@kamalahq

Providing context.

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Transplant MD PhD

@transplnt_mdphd

Physician-Scientist. Immunologist. Pilot. Figure skating. Dog mom. Cooking, eating, travel, chess. Life! AuDHD. #brownie #LGBTQ+ on bluesky, alt: @tiredMD1

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Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend''

@sofiabuffgf

Bush league slut. Shit post hobbyist. Transexual pornographer.

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Rand al’Gore 🩶🌙 || Mieren’s Defense Attorney

@dark_1s_taint

Fantasy Author in Training | Angry Black Man | (REDACTED)

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status annoyicus

@medburnbook

PGY3 just trying to cope. internist to be. passionate about quality of life, health equity, and physician wellness. bi. she/her. timshel.

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Evermint 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

@4everminty

comms pro // reading coach // novelist in training // smiling yogi // social progressive // microbe fanatic // he

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Lisa Foreman APRN-C

@findmeabluebird

Dermatology NP. #CovidisAirborne. Fit Test/Portacount Enthusiast. 🔗= N95 Dental Mask Hack.

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rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer

@targ_nation

tik tok: tiktok.com/@targ_nation?_… 🇨🇺

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frank arko

@farkomd

Restoring blood flow & repairing Aortas, PAD, & veins. Forged at @TAMU refined at @Stanford, perfected at #UTSW now landing at @atriumSHVI

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Brad Goettl

@chiefemergrn

🏥🚁🚑 Chief Nursing Officer | Strategic & Innovative Healthcare Executive | Fellow | Faculty | Nurse Advocate | Nurse Practitioner | My Opinions Are My Own

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Cheekymz

@cheekymz

Just a girl and her football shirts ⚽️

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸

@garypetersonusa

Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First.

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No Context Gillian Anderson

@contextgillian

All Things Gillian Anderson. pics, videos, quotes, gifs, news, bts & misc GA content. The X-Files & DD. The Fall, Hannibal, The👑, Sex Education, Scoop +more

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∂αяк0

@r___uler

NSFW king 👑 | Dropping wild shit daily | Promo rates: DM me | Your boss won’t approve. 😈 | DM For Removal

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Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel)

@oncloud_e

transgender sweetheart, 'belle delpeen' • acab • 18+ see more of me here 🔽🔽🔽

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Dash / Dasha’mon

@dash_wot

He/Him. 39. cr:

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Anna Makowiecka

@annamakowiecka6

#longcovid#POTS#Left ventricular diastolic dysfunction#Healthcare#Thank you to those professors and doctors who helped me 💞

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Casey Mae

@heyitscaseymae

Certified Meany pants. Queen of the North 👑❄️😇 Ask me about my lobster phobia 🦞 ‘11 STi//‘23 Supra IG: @Heyitscaseymae Let’s chat 👇🏼 #billsmafia

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Hadnan Kadere

@hadnankaderewot

Peddler, muscle for hire, mirth, merriment, musical parodies and the occasional poem. Always looking for ways to make the 'cloaks less white.

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Just A Blacksmith

@fallnblacksmith

WOT books. WOT show. WOT speculation. Lots of internal monologues. #WoTBookSpoilers will be tagged. He/him Currently Reading - Tress of the Emerald Sea

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Elf Goblin Talia 👀

@elfgirltalia

Size small nerdy exhibitionist. The only 5'1" freckled asian on OF ⚡️ Free choose-your-own-pornventure at fuckwitch.com 🔥 twitch.tv/elfgirltalia

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David Twerkowitz

@rvrlrd

Comptroller of Fucktown, Payment Processor for Soros Protest Co. Northeast Region and Khal of Antifa.

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ʂ℘ąῳŋɱøƙƙ

@spawnmokk

SpawnMøkk: Genorate$#¡t. Beer and skittles Ai fantasy spawns & edits of digital images. Content is highly provocative 🔞 Resplendent requests via DM 💬

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Kimber 🔞 Cumming-Harder

@kimbercumming

"Turning Men into Women Since 2024!"™️ Captioning the life I wish I could live, one fantasy at a time. 🔞 18+ NSFW. Content removed on request; just DM me.

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Weegirlyscot

@weegirlyscot

just a wee Scottish lass 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Matt Sztajnkrycer

@noobiematt

Forged @tamingthesru | Professor & PD @MayoClinicEM EMS Fellowship | Toxicologist @MNpoisoncenter | CME Editor @AnnalsofEM | 💔Avenger Brass 5/27/24 ❤️‍🩹7/1/24

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Sandy M.🇺🇸 🖖🌻

@sandymcinturff1

Mom, nurse, sci fi fan, green thumb, country music, blues fan. Blue dot in a sea of red. I don't open unsolicited DMs

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Senka

@stsenka

General surgeon flirting with trauma. MSF vet. Misanthrope. ♟ player. Traveler adventurer. Immigrant. Cats&wine. Anxious millennial. I worry a lot. #medtwitter

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Harley West

@harleyxwest

nerd by day, superhero by night 🤓

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PICC me, choose me, love me

@cardiac_cutie

BSN, RN🩺Wife♥️Step Mom🩵Mom🩷

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Thomas A. Nguyen

@quality_nguyen

World's okayest DO pediatrician. Pitiful lout.

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phlawless pharm✨

@phlawlesspharm

Peds EM pharmacist | expert in bubblegum-flavored antibiotics. #EMRx #girlmedtwitter 💊

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Kurt Lucas, MD (blue check)

@kurtel10

EM Doc / OU Alumni / UTMB Alumni / McGovern Med EM Alumni / Former Social Media Chief / Tweets are My Own Opinion and Not Medical Advice or Views of My Employer

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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ

@triagenursemd

| Live, Laugh, Left Without Being Seen | 🏳️‍🌈 | | Heidi Klum Worm Era | |

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