Well behaved girls rarely make the headlines. 😈

RT ♥️

You guys can’t seem to read the room so I’m going to spell it out very clear, I’m making room for new followers.

Comment something offensive or stupid and you better have your bags packed because my block button is about to get throttled harder than my cIit last night.

Bang gears not hearts! Wait no that’s not right…

If you don’t have my notifications on then what are you even doing with your life? 😜

Can I tease you just a lil bit? 🤏🏼😜

Comment yes if I can ♥️

What is the craziest thing you’ve done to an ex? 😂

Internet girlfriend application:

-Aquarius
-Drives stick
-slightly needy
-Likes to cook
-Has a smart mouth but falls in line

Just let me know where to apply in the comments 👇🏼

No one wants a guy who likes his own comments 🤡 sorry… also thanks for following me clown boy

Internet girlfriend application:

-Aquarius
-Drives stick
-slightly needy
-Likes to cook
-Has a smart mouth but falls in line

Just let me know where to apply in the comments 👇🏼

Noooooo. My worst nightmare 😭🦞🚫

I love you ♥️

Now say it back 🙂🔪

If this post gets 2,000 likes I’ll post my t!ts on X during the eclipse 😜 Repost and spread the word! ♥️

✨ No special glasses required.

So the house next door is being completely remodeled and the construction company asked if they could take down my fence and use part of my yard to fix a foundation issue.

I told them no.. that won’t be possible because this is the area I use for my lightsaber battle training.…

I hate when I’m making content and one nippy doesn’t want to cooperate 😡😂

Most of the guys saying they like well-behaved girls on my last tweet are also in my DM’s saying their wives are boring 💀💀💀

Do you like well-behaved women or do you like to make them behave? Asking for a friend… 🤔

No I’m just kidding I’m asking for myself, this is for science. 🤣🤣🤣

Guys, I got some sleep! 🥹💤

Can you spot me? Like this post if you’d be my workout partner ♥️

Uhhhh I just got hit by an earthquake? lol