I've increased the amount of semi-public sex I've had by 600% in the past week

lol oh no why did I make this

catcalling is when someone mansplains your own ass to you

like duh bitch i know

The smarter they are the bimboier they fall

I'm coming clean, I admit it. I use filters.. here's what I look like without :(

why always Link in bio and never Zelda in bio

Your 3 Body Problem is my 3 Body Opportunity.

I don't think my instagram audience was prepared for the extreme increase in derangement that's been happening

It's just gonna get weirder from here

met up with a sapiosexual last night night and he blew my mind

men rock

I haven't had a reel go viral in a few weeks and the doubt and fear sets in so fast. 'I was never actually funny' 'I will never go viral again' 😭

anyway time to go steal jokes from twitter again