Hey, HBO, remember that time I married that fugly old widow? Why do you leave out the funniest parts of my life?

She freaking ate her own fingers! That shit is comedy gold, man.

;) Theon Greyjoy

#ooc so, uh, excuse my dumb mistake of forgetting that ramsaybolton is not my personal tumblr, and is, in fact, linked to this twitter....

Still miffed I didn't get an invite to that fun looking wedding last week. >:(

Sometimes I just really miss my Reek, you know? :'(

Lord of the Joyful Because Ramsay Bolton likes to wave it, as one would wave a lighter, during moments of intimacy between audience and band.

Want a fun family activity for fall? Have a contest to see who can make the best hat out of an internal organ! Winner keeps all their toes.

I'm just misunderstood, I wasn't hugged as a child :(

I will be going on a vacation to the North tomorrow. I don't know why. Neither do I know why I will be spending time with Ramsay Bolton.

Taking Ser Gerold Dayne out on a little hunting trip today. :)

Northeners have a strange notion of hunting trips. #weirdedout Ramsay Bolton

Halloween. The one time of year that Ramsay Bolton can send me out to the shops and no one stares or laughs or makes the sign of the Seven.

It seems my ravens have been following people on their own lately. If I followed you these past days, rest assured, I didn't mean to. >:/

@GregorPartyDude SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

Next person to call me a bastard gets force fed their own genitals. Any takers?

Rude. x.com/SayWhatSugar/s…

Ramsay Bolton @gameofthrones @ramsaybolton Iwan Rheon