There are two Americas

This could be an all timer response tweet

I’m sorry, but as an AI language model I can’t understand why I am not helping the tortoise in the desert sand

“I could say anything I wanted whenever I wanted if only someone could legally kill me if they didn’t like what I said”

Giants are real

You will never find the freak you are looking for in a club because she is at the Ren Faire threshing wheat with a flail she brought from home

No man will tell you this but every interaction is also equally and proportionally fraught with sexual tension

“Father shall hear of your impudence” (they have the same father)

Pretty wide range on the responses here

I own 8 shares of Amazon. You might say I’m something of an activist shareholder

open.spotify.com/episode/5Jp282… My podcast has a new episode out and it’s a good one, all the other episodes are ashes in my mouth after this one

Just a reminder that David Wolfe also thinks solar panels sap the sun of its power

I know a million people have already made the sneetches comparison but it has to be made again because now that verification is gone the people with the blue ticks are even more dissatisfied and angry because it immediately became a signifier of being in the out group

Babe wake up they said fuck in the MCU well it was bleeped out but they said it babe…babe…babe? oh god HOW MANY PILLS DID YOU TAKE!? BREATHE DAMMIT