Johnathan “Towel Rack” Cockrum
@rackcockrum
Former football walk-on at Grandview University C/O ‘01 | Future Bound Iowa employee | Current Casey’s car wash manager
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Florence
@akkinbaku4869
Ralph “Ralphie” Cigaretto
@kevinfinn90
Bishop Sycamore ‘04, Tide ‘08, 4 NAHL GP, Ty Simpson believer
Ella Martinez
@ellamartin67
Chief Executive Officer | Financial Innovation Expert \ Partner of a medical device company,\Wine collector,
Jimmy “Mean Mug” Lee
@jimmymeanmugger
southern as it gets | father of none | son of Clarance lee jr | ΣΝ alumnus | NASCAR |
Juancho “Torta Pounder” Lopez
@juancholopez_jr
Upcoming Self-Employed Contractor |
Rick Smokes
@chillguyrick
Hawkeye Alum | Sad Yeehaw Enthusiast | Cougar Whisperer | Coors Light Connoisseur | Baby Gronk Hater | Mark Gronowski Heisman '25
Reid Schmal
@rschmal27
Class: 2027 | Baseball|Wrestling | AHS | 3t’s Fall/Spring select 15/16u | @3TsBaseball | C/2B | [email protected]
Morris berkins
@morrisberkins
Morris THE big Berkins professional Corey kopatatch hater
Sean "Cash Stacker" Goldbergstein PhD
@s_goldbergstein
Real ass stacker of cash|Ball Knower|PhD in Finance|25% Black|2% Cherokee|6’4 280 lean (8.4% body fat)|145 IQ|
Shepard Delgado
@sheppydel
america is first 🇺🇸 | retired lacrosse state champ | love my family | f1 fanatic | chop on | #winorloosewebooze
Klide dinglebottom
@klidedingle6_7
#burn the straights #burn the boats #roll tide #skol #Go blue devils #flip the switch #ty donels hate page #Nolan dittmer glaze page Dinglebottom family member
Ketamine Hawk
@ketaminehawkeye
I have Aura | 36 ACT & 1600 SAT - Never Been Wrong: (Actual Genius) | Inspired by @ryanisfather | @ReUnionBrewery enthusiast | Official member of @IowaBurners |
Tyrone Dinglebottom VII
@user456368988
Roll Lancers| Greatest CFB coach of all time| Go Hawks| Mikey Caliendo fan account| Basically an Iowa Insder
Net Stick
@tuckedpins
10.8 Handicap, IUP Alum, Insurance Broker, Crown Royal enthusiast, @dominos fan #LIVGolf fan
John Miller
@jmilly1995
Just love me some gritty ball.
Victories Habarov
@victoriesh2
Kyle Pendergrass, MD
@rizmaniroh
White | South Carolina | Upper class | Angel Reece sucks | Whole foods I Woodberry Forest School | Porter Gaud | Diversity Chair | Pabst Blue Ribbon |
Cole’tavion Cockburn
@colecock4000
#pip #wherethefathoes?
Butch Higgins
@bigtimebutch123
live with my kitten Charlie. born and raised in South Africa #lockupthemonkeys #siouxcity
Jason Mcfergesun
@jasonmcferg
i am legal immigrant frum marz, some say I am an alien but I am bleed same blud as U
Rodney Short
@short_rodn73217
Ex prison inmate, professional wife beater, football loving, beer loving, tittie loving man#trump2024
Laveritas
@veritasla68
Dale Jones, JD & MBA
@dalejonesjd
TRT fanatic || WHO DEY || HOA Vice President || Former intern
Gert “Angler” Whitehead
@projectgert
Divine 9 Exec Board Member ‘74 | Phi Gam Sous Chef 2009- Present | Vector CutCo Sharpener 2008-2009 | Tide | Lowrider Enthusiast | La’Porsha💍
Brick Tamland
@brick_lovelamp
Former weatherman and news cast with Ron Burgendy. I love balloons and weather and lamps. big lamp guy, Jason’s hero who saved his life.
Benedict “BTA” Mendoza
@bta_benedict
Proud child support dodger | here for a good time not a long time | half Mexican | cocaine enthusiast
Mur🥜
@squirrelmurray
Summit black card holder | Egg Bomb enthusiasts #Brake4Squirrels #Mur2026
Eugene norman
@eugenen20625
Divorced father of 2 (Dale) & (Taffy) I piss red, voted republican for 57 straight years In my free time me and Dale like to drink twea n go to hooters
Ron potts
@ronpotts77
underrated and under appreciated #restorepower✊🏻
Jerry Carter
@jerrycarter123
1981 NAHS BULLDOG | TRUMP 2024 | FJB | FUCK FLOYD CENTRAL
Eileen’s Towel
@cum_on_eileen_
Essentially a cum rag, but a very good one at that 💦 Class of ‘13 🎓Australian correspondent for all things #LANK related
Danielle lam32
@tracey612056034
Mavis Wanczyk
@wanczykmavisacc
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Daddy Long Lanks
@barstoollonnie
your friendly neighborhood YN tryna catch vibes and get elly. Hate RAID and birds fr. HORNY
Lutcor
@lutcor92455
kim Cum buckets
@kim_cumbuckets
#fuckretirement
Richard Wood
@richardwood420
Probably drunk | Wanted by the IRS and the Vatican | Defund Res Life |
Mike Dinglebottom
@mikedingle69
Ames alum 2033 | Iowa alum 2037 | roll river kings | Tommy Hottovy enthusiast | Caleb Wulf stand |#shegonenation |
Juan“Hennessy”Martinez
@juanmartinez_47
Proud Cousin of Jose and Jorge, Hennygod, Cross Country Runner🇲🇽🏃🏽
Keith Berkins
@keithbigberkins
brother of Morris Berkins. Valley alum. Former All Conference full back at Kent State University. Loving dad of 6 wonderful sons.
Mary Mullins
@maryluna000111
I'm new here follow me and I will follow back 🥰🥰
Rita Josh
@ritajosh83045
Vulgoo
@vulgoo4507647
Lernu
@lernu2957
Matt Shaw Burner
@mattshawsburner
I like obtaining Hawk Tuah and laughing at 67 jokes. Part of the Dinglebottom family| nothing bad ever happens to the Brewers
Soloman gibbs
@sgibbs911
67, Urbandale, straight (sometimes), loving father of 3, Dm for business inquiries, #solomanknowsball
Ava Janet
@anima93323rasaq
Cedric Larkin
@cedriclark88873
in need of asian with white toes #fuckasaint
Curthbert Wethingspoon
@curthberty
1989 NAHS GRADUATE | FUCK FC FUCK PROV | TRUMP 2024 and 28 | P.I.M.P. | I LOVE BOOTY