I need a beer

just put my dog down is 20 beers or 30 beers better as a coping mechanism

Saturdays for the foreseeable future 8 AM 💦🍆✊🏼 9 AM 📺👴🏻 10 AM 📺👴🏻 11 AM 📺👴🏻 12 PM 🏈🍺🎰 1 PM 🏈🍺🎰 2 PM 🏈🍺🎰 3 PM 🏈🍺🎰 4 PM 🏈🍺🎰 5 PM 🏈🍺🎰 6 PM 🏈🍺🎰 7 PM 🏈🍺🎰 8 PM 🏈🍺🎰 9 PM 🏈🍺🎰 10 PM 🏈🍺🎰 11 PM 🏈🍺🎰 12 PM 🏈🍺🎰 1 AM 🤜🏻👱🏼‍♀️ 2 AM 👮🏼‍♂️🚓

Can juniors actually fucking be loud and cheer this week. Absolutely pathetic shit.

Wokeup and it’s finally Luhhh day!!!! Geneia@home🏠 against dragons. Can the girls in the front row either cheer or leave and same goes for juniors girls. USA OUT 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Tino dosent use shampoo ‼️‼️‼️‼️👃👃👃

No way i’m expected to post about dallas center grimes. It’s basically just urbandale but with women(hey Gwen 😉😘) pu 7 leave by half cuz i dont feel like watching a blowout Neon out 🟩💛🧡

100 follower special #vicroy

Had to be done

luhhhhhh day td. fuck waukee and fuck max roaches rodent looking ass. Be there @ 🏠7!!!!! Waukee Barstool be ready for bta. Sam and Jeff going for 2 tuddys each 💯💯 ( jojo come to our side please ) #evanabitch #whykeegirlssohot #beckettsucks

Deeply saddened to hear about the loss of one our students at UHS. It doesn’t matter what grade or who you are no one deserves this. Suicide should never be a thought. If you ever feel this way please reach out and find support because there is always someone there for you! 🕊️🕊️

I'm so high rn lmaooo I thought that said he only has 4 touchdowns😭😭😭

Hope everyone has a good week besides Valley Barstool I can’t stand those pussies🤣 I’m rocking with Dowling Barstool and Jeffrey and em!

Blessed to see I was right! Dowling Barstool by 30 Friday idc who it is. Valley Barstool Jayden soft as charmin🤣 dude is a fucking clown🤣 4⭐️Jayden “JMAC” McGregory go shoot some layups

4⭐️Jayden “JMAC” McGregory may be the worst fucking D1 commit of all time sorry ass player on a sorry ass team. Us catholic boys know how to play clean Dowling Barstool great game boys that’s how you play football!!!!!

Yea, Dowling is winning it all.

Fuck u Matt Campbell

Any bad hoes going to Cancun Saturday? #hmu #dtf

Drunk on vacation is this peak life? also wanted to say i love barstool culture and burnerverse #expand

I will kill myself if JJeff is out the rest of the tournament