Doctor: You have 1,135 seconds to live Me: perfect

This fat fuck thinks he can play as slow as a dead grandma and then yell at Solomon when Solomon hits into him. #getoffthecourse #growapair

Heard this guy loves talking about his little wiener. Can anyone confirm or deny? #NWlovesdudes

Ohhh look at me I’m a dog and the hot volleyball chicks pet me. Yea fuck you bro.

Iowa will make the CFP this year. Book it!

Waukee Northwest Barstool Waukee Northwest Wolves Football His nips are even harder

Can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen Waukee Northwest Barstool yall some liberal dick eaters

Didn’t know that big breasted women could play high school football now? Our country has come so far!

First dinner in the new house #blessedfriday

All I fucking care about is Iowa football. Love my family and the wife too but waiting for August 31st makes me want to kill myself

Andrew brandhorst is the horniest mf I’ve ever seen. This dude just gets clipped after clipped. Maybe consider putting a timer on your snaps before asking to grab some tits? Idk just an idea

Iowa’s “we finally have a quarterback” run

Prayers up for Charlie Kirk #fuckliberals

I’m a big guy, no stranger to a plate, My shadow’s wide, my dinners late. Online I thought I’d found my heart, Her name was Jenna — oh, what a start! But screens can lie, and so did she, No love, just laughs, at poor ol’ me. Who am I?

Heard it here first 🤷‍♂️

I hope @jamesgilmo11606 knows that he is the worst burner acct of all time, and only posts stuff that friendless assholes find funny.

WAUKEE UPSETS #1 WAUKEE NORTHWEST 😳😳😳 A MASSIVE UPSET IN CLASS 5A. #iahsfb Evykruse Media

Beating women, getting booed on your own senior night, and missing game tying kicks? Life cannot get much worse. #kenan #cornball #jailtime