Not to brag but I feel like my drafts are a bit of a literary masterpiece right now. Couple more breakdowns and they may just see the light of day

there’s like 20 ppl on this flight and i asked the flight attendant for as much wine as he’s allowed to give me n he was like “holidays are rough buddy they’ll get better” dude i have flight anxiety im not a white woman in a romcom this speech isn’t necessary

Putting on a pair of wunder unders after wearing a pair of aligns makes me question why I waited so long to get a pair of aligns

I don’t think people understand just how deep my obsession for doodles (of any kind) goes

sometimes i wish i wasn’t such an over sharer but then i remember people need entertainment in their lives and my life is literally a joke

is this why we're having a nursing shortage cause they're all going on the bachelor? #TheBachelor

Clayton just tried to give his first impression rose to a girl who was engaged like two weeks ago….on a scale from 1 to Pilot Pete how chaotic is his decision making already #TheBachelor

Having depression is honestly so embarrassing sometimes like “sorry I can’t come out, the lump of wet meat in my head is sad”, this is ridiculous

You should be able to forward your therapy bills to whoever was the main topic of discussion in that day’s session

10 year challenge for minimum wage in MB 2011 $10.00 2022 $11.95 Yikes…

Shoot. That’s actually kind of nice.

Oh you’ve been working on yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of shows. Some of them twice

People fundraise for schools, teams, events, etc all the time…can we normalize personal fundraising? Like hey, who wants to buy a chocolate bar so I can pay for my tuition?

I thought Rachel looked familiar… #TheBachelor

I miss Valentine’s Day in elementary school. Everyone decorated an envelope and you just walked around for an hour putting Barbie or Spider-Man valentines in them. Can we bring that back in the workplace? I would happily tape an envelope to my cubicle

The Office is so much funnier once you’ve worked in an office

Me: *talking to sales associate* Dad: “Do you know her?” Me: “No we just have the same name”

I like to think I’m funny #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMFbHBKwf/