White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day

it’s astounding how white men will see the most beautiful parts of this planet and immediately be violent

Have we considered that maybe the spider was being attacked and feared for its life or

Gestures that make you more elegant and feminine.

needohs, geek bars and vibrators r the best things that were ever created

people who smoke weed be like i have been asleep for several years

lemme get this straight.. so she doesnt like masc girls, she doesnt like fem girls, she doesnt even like pussy.. baby theres no plane

Boxing is proof men have no problem getting punched in the face so long as they get paid

LA b like sorry u had the worst day of ur life ever :( it will take u an hour and forty-five to go 12 miles back home :)

kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

i would believe a traffic cone costs somewhere between $2 and $55. not willing to guess any more specific than that really. just not my place