taking off your work pants and putting them on the floor and then picking your bed pants up off the floor feels so good

i don’t consider myself a bruins fan, but as someone from MA, i have this protective instinct over them with off campus being made. like get behind me bruins. i won’t let them get to you 🤺🤺

it’s sad how no nhl jersey will ever come close to her sparkle and shine….

“Wyd after work?” is insane 😂 I’m showering and getting under these covers.

it’s time to speak my truth…. those chamonix glide skates are the ugliest thing i’ve ever seen

drove by a chilis last night and got total fomo. i bet there was some amazing memories being created in there and stories that can’t be retold

saw big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes acting like he’s me

FUCK IT. I-95 GRAND PRIX. 70 LAPS.

i have to lose 10 pounds and clean my room and get a new job and be more outgoing and make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping so late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself

CaseOh gets mad at the crowd at The Game Awards for not jamming out as much as he was when Evanescence was performing 😭 🤘 "WHY Y'ALL JUST SITTING THERE!? WHY DON'T Y'ALL STAND UP AND DANCE!? I'D BE IN THE FRONT ROW BUTT NAKED UP THERE DOING BACKFLIPS!" 😂

what playing with the sj sharks does to a mfer

how it feels to love immigrants, trans people, abortions, queers, women, contraception, welfare, socialism, & fcking hate ice😭

Having a job and a life is so annoying when I just want to watch the Olympics all day

winter olympics has made my dad KK Harvey’s biggest fan

up singing with a band & my bf is more concerned with the NHL’s Top 30 of the ‘90s that the bar is showing than my performance

showing up to a job interview as lord licorice to let them know I mean business

Damon Albarn performing Clint Eastwood to a crisp 26 years later:

i’m reacting totally normally to a new clone wars animation-style show as you all can see

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

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