i don’t want to see any neil degrasse tyson posts about the eclipse tomorrow like just let us enjoy one thing man

hello friends,

it is with a heavy heart I come to you, begging for your help. my beloved cat needs care and I have met my financial limit. without intervention, the most humane thing to do is euthanization. he can still be saved, but I need your help:

gofund.me/bb62a2cd

When it rains… Shrimp Cocktail & Tangelo, two of the Oranges from last summer, are officially back up for adoption. They are very close & need to stay together as a pair. They are good and social kittens, Tangelo is a typical teenager and needs lots of playtime. Elkton, MD

Hi friends, one of my favorite rescues Delco Dawgs is really having a hard time with medical debt. They save so many dogs in the Philly area and many are cases most rescues will not take on. One of their sweet bulldogs they saved from Lancaster had to have emergency surgery today

I‘m Palmer, a 10 y/o orange boy, and I’ve been waiting for 121 days! 😿I’m a handsome, social and confident cat. I enjoy meeting new humans and I have lots of fun playing. I’m looking for a loving adult-only home where I can be the only cat.

Adopt me: givemesheltersf.org/mobile/animal.…

This is a really amazing and useful thread!

please enjoy my magnum opus, an interview with one of the actors from the failed fake wonka event, where I had to mute myself multiple times to laugh wired.com/story/willys-c…

Happy National California Day, Eric Hovde!

If you're feeling a little homesick today, don't worry—we have a special message from a few of your neighbors in Orange County.

California misses you already, but they know you’ll be back very soon. Home sweet home!

trying something new: Rajat Khare is the father of the hacker-for-hire business in India, has ruined countless lives at the behest of a repressive government, & constantly bullies news organizations & journalists into taking down any stories they publish that tie him to this.

King Charles getting visibly closer to death as some weirdo in a wizard robe gives him something called 'Tincture of Witchtit' to help balance his ill humours.

NEW: There have been at least 33 instances since 2020 when people or institutions singled out by Libs of TikTok later reported bomb threats or violent intimidation.

The threats targeted schools, hospitals, businesses and officials across 16 states. nbcnews.com/tech/internet/…

i think there should be one (1) team in every professional sports league that's made up of regular people... and they should be called the [Regional] Control Group. i'd buy those jerseys

me, reading Dune 20 years ago: Butlerian Jihad? why would we get rid of computers?

me, reading Dune now: we gotta kill the computers

The most read article in the past 24 hours: Data Wonk: Why GOP Redistricting Gambit Failed urbanmilwaukee.com/2024/02/02/dat…

whenever people bring up abolishing guns someone is like “I need to protect myself from [X animal]” but honestly I do not care. Like if the animal wins they win. That’s on you.

fyi twitter is rolling out voice/video calls (on android, at least). it's enabled by default and allows anyone you follow to call you.

Cat Twitter. Do your thing.

This 30 LB! 7 year old guy, Seamus, was surrendered by his family and he’s very sad.

He’s at Hopalong Rescue in the Bay Area.

I hope he has a ⁦Fishtopher and Friends⁩ happy ending ahead.

THIRTY POUNDS! ❤️❤️❤️

#catsoftwitter

Midjourney just dropped a list in court of all of the artists it admits to having scraped to train its AI engine. Are you on it?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

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