someone should tell them you don’t need all that shit

Being “fit” isn’t the goal. It’s: – Waking up with energy – Feeling at home in your body – Moving without pain – Wearing what you want – Leading by example Muscle is cool. But the life it gives you is better.

We’re never seeing them

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World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner

When I was about 18, I had long, thick hair that flowed down to my waist. Beautiful, yes. High-maintenance? Definitely. I was tired of dealing with it and decided I wanted to cut it to the middle of my back—nothing radical, just a practical trim. So off I went to the barbershop,

I pay $30,780.00 a year for health insurance, with a max out of pocket of $18,500.00 (not including copays at the counter), for the missus and I, so you'll have to excuse me if I seem unmoved that you're losing your free healthcare, that somehow I also pay for.

Perpetrator 1000 bike theft device. Your bike will be in walking distance with our new theft deterrent.

If your city is (or is about to be) a sanctuary for criminals, mayhem, job-killing regulations, and failed socialist experiments, I have a modest invitation for you: MOVE TO DALLAS. You can call us the nation’s first official “Sanctuary City from Socialism.” We value free

Never forget what Gavin Newsom did to American citizens

Doesn't seem fair at all.

14. But sure, tell me this isn't done on minors.

hmmm, what possible interest indeed?

"Someone broke all the laws we passed. Like they didn't even care that it was illegal." "What do we do?" "Obviously we need more laws."

They wanted to require a vax card to get into restaurants, but voter ID is where they draw the line?

Reminder:

A doctor was found guilty of thoughtcrime in part for sharing Babylon Bee articles in Australia. Here are a few of the articles he shared. If you ever wonder why we have a 1st and 2nd Amendment in America, this is why.

Javier Milei termino con la emisión monetaria a NIVEL MUNDIAL con una frase: “Si imprimir dinero acabaría con la pobreza, imprimir diplomas acabaría con la estupidez”

94% of white males identify as NFL fans but white football players only make up 2% of cornerback positions in the NFL.

You deserve a quiet life, supportive friends, and a lover who is crazy about you.