Pants shotguns are back

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Since when?!

Y’all remember when they gave Will Ferrell a wooden gun in “The Other Guys?” This is the same thing

This is what, five in the past three weeks??

This that school lunch barbecue

Cholula, Tapatio, or green chili sauce

Hell or High Water, hands down

You got McDonald’s money? Because these taxes say I don’t have McDonald’s money

Thank you Chairman Drew Darby and Sen. Senator Kevin Sparks for HCR 68, recognizing the 100th anniversary of Santa Rita No. 1, which began production in the most prolific oil and gas field, the #PermianBasin. From humble beginnings and a literal prayer for the impossible 1/2

DAMN!

All my rowdy friends have, in fact, settled down

When it comes to country music released in the last 10 years, I don’t think think there’s an instrumental intro that can hold a candle to Turnpike’s “The Bird Hunters”

Chris Knight makes music for guys who have only drove 20+ yr old pickups for their entire life, owe money to the IRS and sell rock on the side. Tyler Childers makes music for suburban guys who’s parents made $250k/yr and thinks Billy Bob’s is the best music venue in Texas

Tonight we raise red solo cups in memory of a legend. RIP Toby Keith

I think it’s time to put the welding truck up for sale and take a different path.

What’s up twitter? Long time no tweet

And almost three years later, OUCH!!

What are we paying taxes for?