Mouldy (@plaid_dad69) 's Twitter Profile
Mouldy

@plaid_dad69

I just want to be happy half the time. Kimi wa gojo satoru dakara saiko na noka? Saiko dakara gojo satoru nanoka?

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calendar_today21-10-2019 19:17:04

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Eric Baudour (@ericbaudour) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Electricians are cool because they all hate each other’s work. I’ve never heard an electrician say “that last guy did a great job.”

Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I moved in to my first flat I bought plastic plates as a lazy easy-clean option. The first three dinners I had, I just licked the plate "clean" in-between meals and ended up with food poisoning. It took at least another four poisonings for me to figure out why.

gas station dream girl (@cheygoulet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of the greatest letdowns іs when you thіnk you’re about to hear ‘Werewolves of London’ but іt’s actually ‘All Summer Long’ by Kid Rock

average jo (@thatgirljo_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dating is so hard when you’re a single parent bc it’s like why tf would I give a man my address to where my child and I live alone? But I’m also not going to their home bc I’ve seen dateline. Like sorry, you’re stuck taking me on 87 dates until we decide to get married.

non aesthetic things (@picturesfoider) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hall of Fame boxer Sugar Ray Robinson once backed out of a fight because he had a dream he was going to kill his opponent in the ring. However, after being convinced by a priest, he agreed to fight. He knocked Jimmy Doyle out cold, who was taken to the hospital and pronounced

Hall of Fame boxer Sugar Ray Robinson once backed out of a fight because he had a dream he was going to kill his opponent in the ring. 

However, after being convinced by a priest, he agreed to fight. He knocked Jimmy Doyle out cold, who was taken to the hospital and pronounced
ThatOneVice (@thatonevice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You handled that well. No I didn't. I hid it well. I pushed past it well. I continued life because it doesn't stop and I had shit to do well. People see what you let them. They've got no clue.

Crazy Moments (@crazymoments01) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A collection of the craziest 9/11 videos that exist. A thread 🧵 1. Video shows a man who worked inside Tower Two realising how fortunate he is to be having a day off.