I can’t believe my boss gives me the Saturday night shift every week. I also still can’t believe I still do this bs.

Pride parade is awesome and all, but woooow some females are worse than the worst tools

If some bar is advertising $1 we’ll drinks, you might as well drink piss.

#dearcustomer when you take up a booth in the lounge during happy hour to drink water I kind of hate you and I'm not alone Pissed Bartender

Take a hint: If I don’t engage or ask questions to further the conversation that usually means I don’t want to hear your thoughts/opinions/life story.

When customers tell me “I am a bartender”

My shift is going to be an extra hour this weekend 😫

If one more person tells me smile more one more time.. I’ll smile for that tip I guess

Countdown to new years / shit s h o w

When you swipe 8 credit cards but come back to the table with only 7

Wait.. the fuck am I still doing being the bar

People suck

Hiiii yep still slinging drinks here. Had a nice break from covid, but yeah. Missed you

What pisses me off the most is when service sucks. And like I tolderate shitty service?!

Who has worked blackout before? And had impeccable service including correct change, CC charge and all.

Currently closing the bar blackout lol I won’t remember tweeting this

I’ve never been able to celebrate st paddy’s day ever

We’ve already kicked out a lady with green teeth, a guy with a balloon hat, a midget, etc etc #StPatricksDay2018

“What’s the cheapest??” You...

When your boss gets a regular to be the door guy 😭