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Mrs.K

@polishpineapple

I love my family, music, laughing, travel and living life to the fullest with my husband and 2 children to afford all of this I serve & bartend part time.

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calendar_today16-09-2009 00:09:26

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The #dearcustomer didn't understand why the girl he was talking to got upset when he told her "yeah you look good but that hairdo looks like sporty spice or something" LOL #bartenderslife

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Sometimes you've just had enough #DearCustomer after repeated trips to the table jokingly but seriously says "we're going to have you running all night" Me: Mam look at me. Do I look like I'm running anywhere? Things got better after that #serverproblems #serverlife

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#dearcustomer says what is that song your humming to yourself? Me: oh haha it's "its raining tacos" it has been stuck in my head all day DC: that's not a real song Me: you don't have kids do you? #momlife #livingthedream

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Loved the look on my husband's face when the cashier Lowe's outted me by saying "wow are you really paying full price for a plant?" #crazyplantlady #greenthumb #ithinkyouhavemeconfusedwithsomeoneelse

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All these people who want "open concept" must have perfect families because we use that wall between the kitchen and the living space in my house to talk s**t about our more "eccentric" family members #househunters #LoveItOrListIt

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Wonder if former home owners watch Flipping Across America feel some sorta way when the flippers are talking about how gross & stinky their old home is #FliporFlop #HGTV

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#momlife is dropping your child off at school in yoga pants, an oversized tee shirt, slippers, an apron and a hoodie #christmasisnotcancelled #cookieexchangeday

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"Do you guys have a bathroom here?" Where are these indoor 100+ seating restaurants without bathrooms?!? Whoever said there were no dumb questions clearly never worked customer service.

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Waiting in line at a store listing to an employee tell a #dearcustomer over the phone that "no they don't have a store checkbook she can use to issue a large refund. she also understands that the customer paid with cash last week but that $ was no longer readily available"

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Yes young adult children at table 222 you are correct...your parents are as rude, cheap, and embarrassing as you feel like they are. I hope this validates your feelings. The eye rolls you're giving are 100% warranted by their actions. #dontbeakaren #serverlife