The #dearcustomer didn't understand why the girl he was talking to got upset when he told her "yeah you look good but that hairdo looks like sporty spice or something" LOL #bartenderslife

Sometimes you've just had enough #DearCustomer after repeated trips to the table jokingly but seriously says "we're going to have you running all night" Me: Mam look at me. Do I look like I'm running anywhere? Things got better after that #serverproblems #serverlife

#dearcustomer says what is that song your humming to yourself? Me: oh haha it's "its raining tacos" it has been stuck in my head all day DC: that's not a real song Me: you don't have kids do you? #momlife #livingthedream

Ticket times weren't available at noon so this is progress Marvel Studios Russo Brothers #fangirling #Endgame

Creative Kids Cooking class started tonight boy oh boy are these kids ambitious #kidscook #bgca #kidsinthekitchen

When I say "no" and my teenage son asks "why?" #momlife #boymom

Loved the look on my husband's face when the cashier Lowe's outted me by saying "wow are you really paying full price for a plant?" #crazyplantlady #greenthumb #ithinkyouhavemeconfusedwithsomeoneelse

Crying at the end of Descendants 3 laughing at the Daniel Tiger poop episode #momlife

Nothing reminds me I'm getting old quite like still be tired from yesterday's field trip #bgca #feelinold #needcoffee

"Momma Mike Jerrick is there but where's Alex Holley ?"

Started serving/bartending again...thanks COVID #bartenderslife #whyidrink

Thanks Dunkin' for a fun and tasty rainy day activity #31daysofHalloween

All these people who want "open concept" must have perfect families because we use that wall between the kitchen and the living space in my house to talk s**t about our more "eccentric" family members #househunters #LoveItOrListIt

If the birds know hurricanes then I'm predicting a cold and hopefully snowy winter in PA based on the squirrels Latif Nasser

Wonder if former home owners watch Flipping Across America feel some sorta way when the flippers are talking about how gross & stinky their old home is #FliporFlop #HGTV

Thank you ALDI USA for having EVERYTHING I needed for Thanksgiving

#momlife is dropping your child off at school in yoga pants, an oversized tee shirt, slippers, an apron and a hoodie #christmasisnotcancelled #cookieexchangeday

"Do you guys have a bathroom here?" Where are these indoor 100+ seating restaurants without bathrooms?!? Whoever said there were no dumb questions clearly never worked customer service.

Waiting in line at a store listing to an employee tell a #dearcustomer over the phone that "no they don't have a store checkbook she can use to issue a large refund. she also understands that the customer paid with cash last week but that $ was no longer readily available"

Yes young adult children at table 222 you are correct...your parents are as rude, cheap, and embarrassing as you feel like they are. I hope this validates your feelings. The eye rolls you're giving are 100% warranted by their actions. #dontbeakaren #serverlife