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Bar Tender

@bartender_h8s_u

I've been working in the restaurant industry for a long time. Maybe too long.

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Turns out it’s “Tenet”. I thought it was “Tennant”. A movie about someone who goes back in time to pay their rent during the pandemic. #TenetMovie

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If you hung out all day with someone who barely speaks the same language as you, is bipolar, and you also had to wipe their ass— you’d be tired, too. *** *** Life with toddlers

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I don’t work in an office. I work from home. Which means I don’t have a work phone. Because of this, any weekday phone call with my mother begins with her asking, “Are you working today?”

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Stony thought… Peanut butter kills way more people than marijuana does. So why is peanut butter still legal? … maybe Big Peanut Butter has been controlling us all along.