another day

to the climate doomers face the fact we are a species that discovered microplastics in our brains and responded ... meh the weather doesn't really matter at this point

so someone finally figured out that if you stop spending money on stupid shit you will have money for important shit..... they should teach that in school

it just keeps getting better

hey, good morning

i have a few minutes if you need anything mansplained

if you found out a big ass rock was going to hit the earth and bring back the dinosaurs, would you sit back and play REM's ITEOTWAWKI on loop with the rest of us?

i once arted

gonna need to sacrifice a few more buckets of KFC to cleans the blasphemie

the age of WFH is over and the age of RTO has begun, you will tell this story to your grandchildren, .... if you ever have sex

you're in the grocery store and run into your favorite porn star.......

after 4 years of the last administration the last thing i want to hear is about what can't be done

if you were my gf, i'd help you make up reasons not to go to the baby shower

i can align with ambitions to take canada, but i feel our first priority is california. it's time to take california

and then what?

i am a snow on my driveway bender

take it to the limit

Rufus - Tell Me Something Good 🎶

if you read something that i post and think, hmm that makes sense... please go back and read again.

this will be my last post, and if not then the next one will be the last, or if not the next one, in any case the last one will be arriving.