My faaave thing to do is sit in bed for like an hour with a cup of tea watching TV in the morning

kids in 2050 trying to study the 2019-2022 chapter of history for a test

i can’t wait for spontaneous mid week plans in summer, i can’t wait to eat my breakfast in my garden and i can’t wait for walk’s in the evening in just a big tshirt and bicycle shorts

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

Really dunno if going out after covid just got shit or did i just get old

Last year house prices in Pembrokeshire went up by over 33%. Taking house prices 10% over the national average. Places like Cwm-yr-Eglwys now have more holiday homes than residents. Yet we’ve got absolute weapons like this converting long term homes into his little vanity project

If the Prime Minister didn't know a birthday party was violating his own fucking lockdown rules maybe it's not a great idea to have him in charge of a country during a fucking war

When I’m sad I cheer myself up with making baskets of clothes I want on every online shop then get more sad bc I can’t afford anything

im in my “all that food is gonna catch up on you” era that all my older female family members warned me about 🥲🥲🥲

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Choose your friends wisely anyone will be your friend when you’re drinking & partying, but very few will be there when you really need them.

Let’s take a minute to appreciate ‘cappuccino’ in Welsh.

For anyone who’s been through this. x.com/kerryfowler_/s…

The ruder people are to me at work, the nicer I start being to them. It's the fastest way to break people. Inside I'm laughing maniacally.

I'm raising money for A skydive in honour of my Dad. Click to Donate and to read more about why I’ve chosen to do this and what charity I’ll be raising the money for. Even a share would be so helpful. gofund.me/c2a789b7