Goku is just teaching his eldest a lesson. Anyone who happens to walk in is more than welcome to join~

Look at that! Another homo bitch found his proper place, being used as a toy for a true alpha male. Go ahead, join him! You know you want to~

Look at this sexy ass stud. Those sexy muscles, that hot crotch~ He's everything a fag like you could ever want~ Too bad he doesn't feel the same. He won't let a gross homo like you anywhere near him. But if you want to goon to his abuse, maybe he'll notice you~

Fuck, this alpha knows exactly what he's doing. Appears just fruity enough to attract all of the fags, take their money for his "personal training" sessions, and then dips, blocking them completely. And they don't care. Too busy jerking to their straight stud~

He was waiting for his boyfriend in the lobby of the restaurant, when he got really thirsty. The bartender offered to make him her "special drink". Curious, he followed her into the back room... Looks like he's missing that date~ #gaytostraight #gay2str8

He was so confused. How did he get here? Him, a gay man, eating out a woman's pussy like his life depended on it. Well, none of that mattered now. All that mattered was that he never wants it to end #gaytostraight #gay2str8

Why are you lying to yourself? Just admit it. That SCOTUS decision? That one you said was an abomination, a crime? You know you don't believe that. In fact, you know that it turns you on, knowing how easily your rights can be stripped away by str8 men PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

Man, I sure love being an American, where every day, I wake up knowing that str8, white MAGA boys are still on top, and they always will be God Bless America! MAGA Forever!

Charlie didn't understand why all of his fellow gay friends were being so weird, and why so many of them were recommending this one new yoga studio. Well, one free lesson later, and Chuck understood. He understood VERY well~

You know what makes a str8 man's feet even better, f@gs? The fact that the second they go up, its pure, undeniable proof that he sees you as nothing more than a footstool~ Don't forgot to thank him~

Wut u mean we got a project? Physecs? I dun do any of that smart shit! U gotta calm down, brah~ Lewk at my abs, brah~ Get dum~

"Huhu~ Watch out bro, ur glasses r falin'~ Not much of a nrd wthout em~" "Huhu thnks bro~!" Poor former nerd, too dum to even realize how dum he was, or that he didn't need those glasses anymore

"Dewd, you gtta see ths new,filter. Mkes you lewk liek a dum jok!" "Why would I want that? Put the camera down and lets do our home-" *FLASH* "Stop that!" *FLASH* "I feel hot and tingly! What the hell!" *FLASH* "Head... Fuzzy...." *FLASH* "Huhu~ Hw do I lewk, brah~?"

"Lsten bro~ If u don wanna be dum thas fine~ but you gotta get to wrshipng then~" The second he flexed for them, the f@gs would either feel those smarts drain into newfound muscle, or get under those pits to start cleaning their new dum master

He used to be a famous dnd streamer, incredibly smart and friendly. One free visit to "Knew Lief Gym" later and... "Bros did jim is so fukin awsum I-" He cuts off, flexing his,huge bicep "Huhu~ Wut was I sayin?"

Just in case it wasn't clear, anyone wanting to goon, anyone wanting to get dum, anyone just wanting to drool over and worship alphas~ My DMs are open for a reason~

"Fuk brah we lewk so hawt" "Hell yeh bro, so sexy~ Huhu~" "Lewk at dese musles~" Who are they? Oh, just the chess club. Turns out that weird jock they promised to shun had more of an effect on them than they though

Luvn all te knew pldeges 4 da frat today! U wanna join, shut me a DM~

"Uh.... Fuk, wut waz I doin? Y waz I tryn ta rede? Im such a dumass! Huhuhu~" It was a good thing the book had a plain cover. Not many nerds would read "How two bee a dum jok, for nrds~" willingly

"Wut u saying, bro? We got clss to go two? Nah, brah, I don go to that shit. Jus playn ball wit my bros. Lewk, just shut up bro! I ain' no nrd~ U rlly kneed to relax. Her, Catch!" The second the nerd caught that football, everything that happened to his friend would repeat~