He used to be a famous dnd streamer, incredibly smart and friendly. One free visit to "Knew Lief Gym" later and... "Bros did jim is so fukin awsum I-" He cuts off, flexing his,huge bicep "Huhu~ Wut was I sayin?"

Just in case it wasn't clear, anyone wanting to goon, anyone wanting to get dum, anyone just wanting to drool over and worship alphas~ My DMs are open for a reason~

"Fuk brah we lewk so hawt" "Hell yeh bro, so sexy~ Huhu~" "Lewk at dese musles~" Who are they? Oh, just the chess club. Turns out that weird jock they promised to shun had more of an effect on them than they though

Luvn all te knew pldeges 4 da frat today! U wanna join, shut me a DM~

"Uh.... Fuk, wut waz I doin? Y waz I tryn ta rede? Im such a dumass! Huhuhu~" It was a good thing the book had a plain cover. Not many nerds would read "How two bee a dum jok, for nrds~" willingly

"Wut u saying, bro? We got clss to go two? Nah, brah, I don go to that shit. Jus playn ball wit my bros. Lewk, just shut up bro! I ain' no nrd~ U rlly kneed to relax. Her, Catch!" The second the nerd caught that football, everything that happened to his friend would repeat~

Heh.... Lotsa dumasses wanna join up, huh~

ATTENTION: The so-called Himbo virus has been spreading rapidly. Characterized by rapid loss of intelligence, know that if any men near you are making a sound similar to durrrrrrrr- Huhu, durrrrrrrr~ Wut waz I sayin? Oh rigt, go get dum bros! Its so hoooooot~ Durrrrrr

Huhu~ Thrty mnutes~ Thas al it tooke~

"Woah...... Bro, wher de fuk m I? Feel weeerd~" The himbo shampoo worked so fast, he had no idea what even happened. Luckily, didn't look like he minded "Huhu~ Fuk Im hooot~"

Heheheh~ Sry I wsnt on mch lst nght brahs~ I lst my fone chrgr, n my fone dyd. Im sch a dumass huhu~

Deh 1st sine of dumness becumng trly wiedspred is deh frst celeb 2 fall. Lewk at him now. Ryn Reynolds, 1ce sch a fmus guy, now just a dum jock only lewking to strip~

"Wut u wrreed bout now bro? Im gnna gt cld? Bro, im sooooooo hot, dw! Sides, dun u fele stpid in dat cote? Taek it off bro~ Brethe a litle. Lewk at dos stains bro! Ur swetng! Loes da shrt too! Heheh, nw flex 4 me bro~ Gud, ur hot AF. Welcum to dumness, bro~"

Wen hes such a dumass dat hes srprsed evry tiem he taeks his shrt off "Fuk~ Im so fukin hot, bro! Dis is amazng!" "Yeh bro, we knw. U wer alwys hot..."

"Fuuuuuuk, bro, dat gaem was fukin awsum!" "Lewkd it brah~ Wut waz it clld agen?" "Duhhhhh... I dunno, bro~ Dusn fukin mater tho. Lewk how hot I m~" Poor nerd, didn't even think anything of his dumass jock of a roommate offering him a new video game. Now he won't think at all~

Lewk at dis bro. He nos he's bttr than u. He's dum as shit nd he stil nos that! He's bttr than u becuz he's a total dumass! Al u smart, pathetc nurds is gud 4 is cleneng us bros pits, fete and coks! So get 2 werk!

You can lie to yourself all you want. Pretend you're not interested, or that you don't care~ But the fact that a superior, MAGA white man could hate crime you at any second has your pathetic cucklet hard as a rock, f@ggot~

Just noticed that not all the guys in my banner were..... let's just say 'right' enough~ Glad I fixed it

The only diversity I need is which gym day my fellow bros are on~

Hitting it at the gym, watching one of my bros refuse to help a f@g. I love being around other white, right alphas~