He was waiting for his boyfriend in the lobby of the restaurant, when he got really thirsty. The bartender offered to make him her "special drink". Curious, he followed her into the back room... Looks like he's missing that date~ #gaytostraight #gay2str8

He was so confused. How did he get here? Him, a gay man, eating out a woman's pussy like his life depended on it. Well, none of that mattered now. All that mattered was that he never wants it to end #gaytostraight #gay2str8

There he was, getting ready for the pride parade, when he stopped to see if he could borrow one of his older brother's shirts. Well, unknown to him, his brother left his favorite lesbian porno on, and now he's about to have the first orgasm of his new str8 life~

Nick and James were really regretting their choice of resort. It was advertised as LGBTQ friendly but was jammed full of these straight douches James got so mad, he went upstairs to take a nap. Luckily , they had ordered the VIP package, and the workers were eager to please~

Why are you lying to yourself? Just admit it. That SCOTUS decision? That one you said was an abomination, a crime? You know you don't believe that. In fact, you know that it turns you on, knowing how easily your rights can be stripped away by str8 men PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

Man, I sure love being an American, where every day, I wake up knowing that str8, white MAGA boys are still on top, and they always will be God Bless America! MAGA Forever!

Charlie didn't understand why all of his fellow gay friends were being so weird, and why so many of them were recommending this one new yoga studio. Well, one free lesson later, and Chuck understood. He understood VERY well~

This. This is how a F@g should worship a str8 man~

Spent way too much time talking to a f@g who refused to either go straight or become a full f1nsub.... I.E. a waste of space in my book. At least I got him drooling over some REAL men for a change~

You know what makes a str8 man's feet even better, f@gs? The fact that the second they go up, its pure, undeniable proof that he sees you as nothing more than a footstool~ Don't forgot to thank him~

After returning from his first semester of college, Bryce came out to his conservative parents, he expected it to go horribly, but to his shock, they seemed to take it well. So when they told him they hired a tutor, he accepted it... Looks like she taught him *very* well