Storytime. A thread on how I met my wife.

*watches Step Up once*

I’ve seen/dealt with a lot while being a waitress, but let me tell you there is NOTHING worse than serving a sweet old person that’s eating alone like my heart is breaking over here people

#Smashville

The subway at the top of campus is always blaring straight bangers and I thoroughly appreciate it

Cabell Castle hey guys I just wanted to let you know that I stole party coon my freshman year but I tried to give him back like a year ago but I ended up throwing him in the road and not the yard and I think he got run over by a car. I’m so sorry

Happy birthday to my mother’s favorite daughter Paige Perkins 🥳😘🤓 luv the thought of us still being the idiots we were in 2012, let’s keep it up

This is exactly how I feel when I walk in a room with Paige Perkins

Last night I paid $30 to hear Fat Bottomed Girls played at every bar I went to... you could say I’m a ~responsible~ spender

Contestant #16 : Nathan Terrell Representing: Kappa Delta Talent: Dancing

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Last night was truly a fever dream and felt like the Memorial Christmas dance but this time you are actually legally allowed to drink

YOU GUYS i just saw the CuTeSt guy at the hobby lobby in e town today but was ~way~ too nervous to say anything :(( BUT if you were cute boy with dark hair and scruff at hobby lobby at 2:30pm pls dm. if you are NOT cute boy, i expect u to RT this in the name of love. thnx !!!

Just to confirm: I clearly did not pass my test

THIS.

Trump was that kid in 7th grade PE class who would refuse to sit down when someone got him out in dodgeball

Coach Perkins at your service. Ready to bring this team back😎