can someone pls give me a better reaction than my bf did. I picked fresh mint for this

shame on you

this one goes out to the boys in high school that made sure to remind me the entire day after election day that Trump had won. hope ur day is good xoxo

naming my daughter “Laurel” but spelling it “Yanny”

*holding hands with my boyfriend* me: your hands are so dry, do you want some lotion? him: can I just put some water on them? someone help me.

This shouldn’t even have to be said... but if you claim to be pro-life but support the death penalty, then you are NOT pro-life lol

gift giving is my favorite sport

Dasani water

I told my boyfriend I dip my Auntie Anne’s pretzels in marinara & I think he’s going to break up with me

Protecting against the flu also protects the resources needed for those battling #COVID19. If you haven't yet, please make a plan to get your flu shot.

Been with my bf for nearly a year & just found out he bites into his ice cream. Teeth first. I’m dating a psychopath. Send help.

Went to the mall with my bf in biker shorts & a t-shirt & he said I looked like I was ready for football practice 😶

when u were a kid did u think it was Dark Vader bc I did

just watched Revenge of the Sith for the first time. unwell. how dare you anakin

I refuse to believe suprise is spelt surprise

I’m so afraid of Rae Dunn

I don’t ask for much from you guys, but PLEASE Michelob ULTRA

If you don’t care enough about your patients to get a vaccine to protect them from a deadly virus, you SHOULD leave healthcare.

How long did it take you to stop crying in the bathroom of your first nursing job? Asking for a friend

Bennie!