just learned that they put your last name on a petโs prescription which means there are pharmacists out there who went to school for years just to dispense Zoloft to a Meatball Williams
Me texting my christian friends: I hope you guys have a great Easter! Jesus is back, baby!
Me texting my ancient Roman buddies: Hey dudes I know this is a tough day for you, let me know if you need some space today. You'll get him next time for sure though, I know it.
be pissed if i were a whale. tf do you mean iโm the size of a school bus and my diet consists of tiny shrimp. at a restaurant like iโll have the krill. yes please 3 million of them
โTime is linearโ not for rideshare apps. Your driver is arriving in 3 minutes or maybe never. Be ready in 14 minutes and also heโs outside right now
so awesome when your cat sits down to watch tv with u but sometimes they get too locked in and you worry like idk if this is good for ur development little man
I can't believe I got kicked out of chess club. I didn't realize there were rules, I just thought the pieces fought like action figures. I shouldn't have brought Wolverine.