Hey Meta Facebook I have a pretty serious problem and no way to resolve it. Ads are still running from my account long after I changed my passwords. Tried multiple times to report but all I get is an error message

Labour already peddling a narrative that this victory is down to a changed Labour party. The reality of course is Keir Starmer was holding the pass the parcel at the right time, when the Tories eventually imploded. So they’ve won by default, on a lower share of the vote than 2017

"I hereby declare that this election has been shagadelic, baby"

He ate for 6 straight minutes. No crumbs.

Labour's manifesto promised to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition & acceptance". That entails ending the Tories' ban on puberty blockers. Young people – cis & trans – must have access to healthcare they need. I'll always stand with the trans community.

🚨 NEW: Labour MP Zarah Sultana has come out against Wes Streeting’s plan to permanently ban puberty blockers for transgender children

Only a small number of young people are prescribed puberty blockers. Those who are often describe them as life-saving. I know the distress the puberty blockers ban is causing them. No matter what happens in court, I will continue fighting for the government to scrap it.

Trans people need to be able to exist safely as themselves with respect & dignity, and with equal access to adequately funded healthcare. I support & stand in solidarity with the trans community —including young trans people — for whom puberty blockers are a life-saving measure.

Ngl a lot of media analysis on here sounds like “when mom puts her hand over her face and disappears, there’s no explanation for why she disappears, how she got the power to vanish, and where she goes when she’s gone. I can’t believe mom would fail to address basics like this”

Some jokes write themselves

Why the "weird" thing doesn't work and also doesn't bother me 🧵1/36

Wasn't pleased to discover today that Ride Access Passes at Alton Towers Resort now have a max capacity for the day & are booked up for a whole *month*. Would be an easier pill to swallow if i weren't being advertised paid Fast Passes everywhere. I notice they aren't "at capacity"...

you’re missing something massive if your broad analysis of why this country is in the state it’s in right now doesn’t include the phrase “in the 2010s, councils saw their funding cut by half”

JKR: that woman is a man Everyone: what, so you think she's trans? JKR: don't be stupid. I will not explain further

🚨 NEW: George Osborne praises Rachel Reeves' policies, saying her spending cuts were "identical" to his policies. Labelling her "continuity Osborne", he said: "I don't think there was anything she announced that I would have ... not done myself"

I've got a hot tip for the detectives - start with The Labour Party and Keir Starmer

this what bro had to say about empathy so don’t give him any