absolutely insane how inured we’ve become to the fact that any and every tweet has a ~40% chance of having porn bots in the replies. what an awful user experience to normalize.

april 19th 2024 / so windy outside lately you really gotta lock that hair down. hair ties, claw clips, bobby pins, hairspray, the works. who did this. who made it be so windy.

I would simply brute-force my way to absolute dominance of a medium despite the death of the monoculture and its replacement by a Balkanized landscape of consumption-as-moral-identity micro-fandoms, with no negative consequences for my work.

just mispronounced “schoolchildren” as “skillchildren” and immediately realized it was not a mistake but instead a vision of a future labour announcement about education reform

“the cruelty is the point” is so obvious and probably overused at this point but. there’s no other point but cruelty. the supposed economic cost is a fucking rounding error. this is motivated purely by the vile british instinct that other people are getting something they aren’t

april 18th 2024 / tired

Woman goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says she feels all alone in cruel and uncaring world. Doctor says: treatment is simple. Trans woman made a tweet tonight. Go and dogpile her. There won't be any consequences. Woman bursts into tears: But doctor...

april 17th 2024 / took this while waiting for my chicken to cool (tender hive rise up) thinking it’d be nice to have a different setting for a pic. then realized I could have shot this in my own home. fake wood paneling is a scourge

those lips tho

really cool that I invented a device that allows people to exchange chunks of height by shaking hands in the hope that finally everyone would be the same height. but instead you all thought it’d be hilarious to give one guy all your height and now he’s a million feet tall. thanks

obsessed with how thrilled four year old me was to be displaying this calendar photo of devito’s grotesque penguin

pretty obvious to anyone with a BRAIN that all the bad stuff happening right now is the result of someone’s genie wish going wrong. and I don’t want to point fingers. but. was anyone making a big deal about having a genie recently. and has that person been oddly quiet.

saw this tweet the other day. the infection has had time to set in and develop. I’m rewatching Moneyball tonight.

april 16th 2024 / ngl the beginning of the stream was delayed by me noticing the line of my arm

[after spending at least 10 hours of yet another day reading absolutely every idle opinion on the forum with a famously addictive recursive reaction loop]: i can't believe we're doing this discourse AGAIN

Woke up this morning from a nightmare that yesterday’s cold, wet, windy weather was as good as it got for the rest of spring and summer. We ended August freezing, mouths agape, staring at the puddles. It was a news story that everyone in the country wanted to commit suici—

april 15th 2024 / important to apply with a mirror but always check how it’s looking in camera

I am always grateful when people who do not live in fear of the U.K.’s libel laws say something I consider to be true but inadvisable for me to comment on, particularly with regard to the topic of transphobia and its most fervent spokespeople.